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Wrong Use Of d Word "FCUK"
Bob had broken his leg n his buddy Mike cums over to see him
Mike: How U doing?
Bob: Fine. Hey do me a favor, go upstairs n get me slippers. My feets r freezing,
Mike goes up n sees Bob's hot 19 yrs old twin cozins lying on d bed!
He says: Ur bro sent me up to hav sex wid both of u!
dey say:
Prove it
Mike shouts downstairs 'Bob, Both of dem?
Bob shouts back 'Ofcourse. Whts d point of fcuking one? =P
Bob had broken his leg n his buddy Mike cums over to see him
Mike: How U doing?
Bob: Fine. Hey do me a favor, go upstairs n get me slippers. My feets r freezing,
Mike goes up n sees Bob's hot 19 yrs old twin cozins lying on d bed!
He says: Ur bro sent me up to hav sex wid both of u!
dey say:
Prove it
Mike shouts downstairs 'Bob, Both of dem?
Bob shouts back 'Ofcourse. Whts d point of fcuking one? =P
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I always wondered why the word "Service" used by Departments
like Police Service, Civil Service,and army Services corps, etc..
Today I heard a farmer saying,
He had hired a BULL to 'SERVICE' his COWS..!
Now I understand,
What 'SERVICE' means & What these Depts are doing to this Poor NATION and army.!
like Police Service, Civil Service,and army Services corps, etc..
Today I heard a farmer saying,
He had hired a BULL to 'SERVICE' his COWS..!
Now I understand,
What 'SERVICE' means & What these Depts are doing to this Poor NATION and army.!
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A man goes to bed & reaches over to his wife. He starts sliding his hand slowly across her back, shoulders, then down her side just glancing at her, then carries on down her side & legs.. He moves back towards the top & stops. His wife gasps.
"Y hv u stopped?" He says, "remote mil gya hai. Tm sojao."
"Y hv u stopped?" He says, "remote mil gya hai. Tm sojao."
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*****YADEIN*****
Wo class ki parhayi, wo piyar bhari batein,
Wo syllabus ki tension, wo exams ki ratein,
Wo canteen ki party, wo doston ki batein,
Wo jhagra, larayi, wo roothna, manana,
wo future ki planning mein raatein bitana,
Phir class mein neendon ki wadi me jana,
Wo baytuki baaton ko seriously lena,
Wo serious batein hansi mein urrana,
Na ye din rahenge na raatein,
Gar kuch baqi rahega to wo hein bus "Yadein"
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Wo class ki parhayi, wo piyar bhari batein,
Wo syllabus ki tension, wo exams ki ratein,
Wo canteen ki party, wo doston ki batein,
Wo jhagra, larayi, wo roothna, manana,
wo future ki planning mein raatein bitana,
Phir class mein neendon ki wadi me jana,
Wo baytuki baaton ko seriously lena,
Wo serious batein hansi mein urrana,
Na ye din rahenge na raatein,
Gar kuch baqi rahega to wo hein bus "Yadein"
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Ik Pathan Amrod bhaich raha tha .Dusra Admi aya aur us ne aik khareed kar khane keh liye kaata.
Tu us main keera nikal aya.Admi pathan se bheragharaq tera is main tu keera nikal aya hai.
Pathan bhera Gharaq tera BadNaseeb tuj se pehle aik aadmi ka Motor Cycle nikal aya tha
Tu us main keera nikal aya.Admi pathan se bheragharaq tera is main tu keera nikal aya hai.
Pathan bhera Gharaq tera BadNaseeb tuj se pehle aik aadmi ka Motor Cycle nikal aya tha
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treat for me Faisalabad
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Soul1: How did u die?
Soul2: Due to cold. You?
Soul1: I suspected my wife with a man & searched my house, found none, felt guilty & suicided.
Soul2: haha i was in the Fridge.
What is FTV,
It is a place where designers show there creations on models who drop designers creations to show God's creations!
Most touching lines said by true lover to his love while breakup
"Out of all your lies you said to me, "I love you" was my favourite.
Professors hand was in pant's pocket while teaching.
Girls were laughing at him.
Smart professor replied: "gals what is in your mind is not in my hand"
If $hit is natur's call, what is fart?
"Natures missed call"
Soul2: Due to cold. You?
Soul1: I suspected my wife with a man & searched my house, found none, felt guilty & suicided.
Soul2: haha i was in the Fridge.
What is FTV,
It is a place where designers show there creations on models who drop designers creations to show God's creations!
Most touching lines said by true lover to his love while breakup
"Out of all your lies you said to me, "I love you" was my favourite.
Professors hand was in pant's pocket while teaching.
Girls were laughing at him.
Smart professor replied: "gals what is in your mind is not in my hand"
If $hit is natur's call, what is fart?
"Natures missed call"
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Couple silent in bed.
Wife thinks :
Why is he not talking to me?
Is he thinking of another woman?
Does he like someone else?
Is he seeing someone?
Don't I appeal to him anymore?
Are wrinkles showing on my face?
Is he trying to dump me?
Is he now finding me ugly?
Have I put on weight?
Does my make up repel him these days.?
WHY IS HE UPSET?
Husband thinking :
Agar sh0aib akhtar ko khilaya tu bithayen gy kissko?
Cricket we l0ve y0u! :-
Wife thinks :
Why is he not talking to me?
Is he thinking of another woman?
Does he like someone else?
Is he seeing someone?
Don't I appeal to him anymore?
Are wrinkles showing on my face?
Is he trying to dump me?
Is he now finding me ugly?
Have I put on weight?
Does my make up repel him these days.?
WHY IS HE UPSET?
Husband thinking :
Agar sh0aib akhtar ko khilaya tu bithayen gy kissko?
Cricket we l0ve y0u! :-
:-D
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Bhutto ko phansi hui tou wo "Shaheed",
Benazir, murtaza or salman taseer ko goli lagi tu wo "Shaheed",
Shah nawaz ko sharaab main zehar diya gaya tou wo "Shaheed",
ALLAH PAAK ka shukar hay k
Firaun,
Or
Namrood
Peoples party (PPP) main nahin thay...:-D
Benazir, murtaza or salman taseer ko goli lagi tu wo "Shaheed",
Shah nawaz ko sharaab main zehar diya gaya tou wo "Shaheed",
ALLAH PAAK ka shukar hay k
Firaun,
Or
Namrood
Peoples party (PPP) main nahin thay...:-D
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A young man askd a rich old man how he made his money.
The old guy said,
" Son, it was 1932-The depth of the Great Depression.
I was down to my last nickel. I investd that in an apple & spent the entire day polishing it &, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents.
The nxt day, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them for 20 cents.
I continued this 4 a month, by the end of which I had accumulated a fortune of $1.37
Then my wife's father died & left us 2 million dollars."
Moral: HardWorking Is Just Sh!t You will have to find a Chick whose father is a Millioniare
The old guy said,
" Son, it was 1932-The depth of the Great Depression.
I was down to my last nickel. I investd that in an apple & spent the entire day polishing it &, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents.
The nxt day, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them for 20 cents.
I continued this 4 a month, by the end of which I had accumulated a fortune of $1.37
Then my wife's father died & left us 2 million dollars."
Moral: HardWorking Is Just Sh!t You will have to find a Chick whose father is a Millioniare
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