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"AFZAL AMAL"
1 admi ne 1 gar dekha jo chand ki trha chamk ra ta. sirf usi gr me roshni thi, 2sre roz b us ne wohi manzar dekha us ne ek Buzrg se poucha ye kia raz h,
Buzrg ne frmaya ye wo log hn jino ne
U.P.S.. lgwaya hua hai
. . Subhan Allah. . .

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1 Raat Hazrat PEER ALTAF BHAI
Al-Maroof M.Q.M
(Pistol Walay BaBa)
Ek Shakhs K Khwab Myn Aaye
Aur Kaha:
Jo Shakhs Apny Elaqay Myn 12 TT Pistol Taqseem Kry Ga
Usay Jald 9-Zero Ki Zyart Naseeb Hogi
Plz
Ignore Mat Krna
Burns Road Pe Ek Shakhs Ny Isay Jhoot Smjha
Uski bori bnd lash mili
Ek Shakhs Ny Iska Mazaq Uraya To
Uska Mobile Chhin Gya
Orangi Town Myn Ek Doodh Waly Ny Isay Sach Samjha
Aur Isay 20 Logon Ko Send Kr Dia Wo
"CITY NAZIM" Ban gia.
 
Sardar ki Bv poti test karane gayi,
Dr=ye poti nhi halwa hai,
Bv= 1 phone kar lu?
Dr= why?
Bv=Sardar ji ko batana hai ki poti unke tifin me chali gayi hai.
 
Memon:
Me aj Bus k peche Bhagta hua Ghar tak aagya or kiraye k 10 Rupe Bacha liye
pathan:
Tum bohat bewaqoof hai Rakshy k Peche Bhagta to 80 Rupay Bach jate..
 
Butt sb: Bhabi ka kya nam ha?
Sheikh sb: Google
Butt sb: Kyn?
Sheikh sb: Sawal ek kro,jawab 10 milte ha.
 
LARKI to baba g: Aap sirf dam hi kartay hain,ya kuch aur bi kartay hain?
BABA: Main dam kartay kartay, AiK-DAM kar deta hun.
 
:Agr 30 dn tk subha nend se jag kr kngi na ki jy or na Mu Dhoya Jy To Hair Style or Mu' Rahman Malik" jisa ho jata ha ( "Wiki Leaks").
 
1 Pathan NAMAZ parh rha tha to dosra us k bare me kisi ko bta rha tha k ye bara Namazi or parhezgar he
Pathan NAMAZ tor kr bola
isko bolo
"Hum ne HAJ B kia Hai"
 
Molvi England night club mai chala gaya,
Wahan ja k khoob nacha or nachne k bad bola,
.
O koi mainu a ta dasso "URSS" kerray BABA g da ae.......
 
Molvi England night club mai chala gaya,
Wahan ja k khoob nacha or nachne k bad bola,
.
O koi mainu a ta dasso "URSS" kerray BABA g da ae.......
 
1 Jin sharab pene k liye insan k roop main aya,
12 glass p giya,
Sardar: Tenu chardi nai?
Jin: Main JIN hon.
Sardar: Le char gai noo.
 
If ur wife hugs u everytime u come home late
Remembr,its Not AFFECTION,Its INSPECTION of Wine, Cigarette, Perfume or Lipstick
Be Careful.
Public service message by S.H.O Pir Sohawa.
 
Man: what type of fish is this?
Salesman: its dam fish
Man: what?
Salesman: i mean it belongs to a dam
Man: ok
When dinner was served, man asked his son to give him the dam fish
Son: thats the spirit dad, pass me the fcuking potatoes! :p:
 
2 gays decided 2 have a baby. They mix their sperm & have a surrogate mother inseminated with it.The baby is born.They rush 2 the hosp.12 babies are in the ward.11 are crying, only 1 is smiling.To their delight,the nurse said it's ur baby.
Gays : Isn't it a wonder,all are crying but our baby is smiling. This proves the superiority of gay love.
NURSE : Ya.He is happy now, but just watch what happens when WE PULL THE THERMOMETER OUT OF HIS A$$!


:rofl:
 
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