SMS Thread!!

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A servant's donkey won a race.The local paper read:'SERVANT's @SS WON'

king was upset wid dis kind of news n he orderd d servnt nt 2 entr donkey in anodr race.

Nxt day d papr headlyn:'KING SCRATCHES SERVANT's @SS'.

Dis ws 2 much 4 king, he ordrd d srvnt 2 get rid of d donkey. He gave the donkey 2 queen.

paper headng:"QUEEN HAS THE BEST @SS IN TOWN". King faintd.

Queen sold donkey 2 a farmer for 200.paper read:"QUEEN SELLS @SS FOR 200"

It ws 2 much, KING ordrd queen 2 buy bak donkey n take it to jungle.

nxt day Headlyn:"QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER @SS IS WILD & FREE"


The king was buried nxt day ...Geo Media!
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Pathan ny apni Qazza Namaaz adaa karnay ka socha..
Namaaz sy pehlay oonchi aawaaz men niyat ki....



2 rakat Namaaz Qazza Fajjar
4 November 2008
05:20 Musharaf waala puraana time....!!

 

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Before sex, you help each other get naked!
After sex, you only dress yourself.

The Moral of the story:

In life, no one helps you once you've been fucked.

 

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2 Larkiyan bus Main ik seat k lye lar rhi thin, k pehly woh ai, ik Lrka kafi Dair sy Daikh rha Tha to kehne Lga, q
lar rahi ho. Is ka hal main tum
ko btata hun. Tum me se jo
umar me barri hy wo beth jaye."
Dono grils ek dusry se boli
"Baji
Aap beth jaye..;-)

 

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2 friends saw a lion,
1st climb up the tree, 2nd lay down &held his breath
Lion came 2 him & said,


"Na Puttar Na


Ey p____ yakiya richh nal e laya karo..

 

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Old lady:
Doc mujhe gas ki problem hai per achi baat yeh hai k meri fart main na boo aati hai na awaz. Ap k office main b 20dafa fart chuki hn per kisi ko pata nai chala....
Doc:Yeh dawa lain aur 1 week baad aayen...
.
1 week baad
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Old ladyoc ap ne mujhe kia dawa de di meri fart main ab b awaz nai arahi pr buht zehrily badboo arahi hai....
Doc:Good....Ab ap ki naak thek hai ab hum ap k kaan ka ilaaj karen gay.

 

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Angel said:
I can't be everywhere to
help u..
so I created MOTHER...

Devil replied:
Me too can't be everywhere..
so I created
MOTHER-IN-LAW..!! ;-)

 

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A very rich man went 2 a vilage with his son. to show him HOW POOR CAN PEOPLE BE.
On return, father askd "WHAT DID U LEARN?"
Son replied,
"We have no cattles but THEY HAVE 4."
"We have a swiming pool whch is quite big but THEY HAVE A LAKE & ITS END CAN'T BE FOUND."
"Our garden has imported lamps but THEY HAVE A SKY FULL OF STARS."
"Our courtyard ends after few yards but THEY HAVE THE WHOLE WORLD AHEAD TO PLAY.
THANKS DADY FOR SHOWING ME HOW POOR WE ARE

 

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KHATARNAAK DOSTI :
Boy reached home late.
His father- "kaha tha tu?"
Son- "Friend ke gher tha."
Father called his 10 friends.
4 answered:
"Haan uncle, yahi par tha"
3 answered:
"just abhi nikla hai"
2 answered:
"yahi hai uncle, Parh raha hai...phone don kya"...?
1 ne to hadd kar di
He Answerd- "Haan papa, bolo kya hua?"

 

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Sardar interview dene geya.

Q: Aap kitne behan bhai hain ?

Sardar: Ham 9 behan bhai hain

Q: Un mein apka number konsa hai ?

Sardar : Telenor ka :-D...!!!

 

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To impress his date, a young man took her to very nice Italian restaurant
He pickd up menu & orderd Giuseppe Spomdalucci

Waiter:sorry sir thats the owner..

 

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Teray saaray msgs main ek larrki ko bhejtaa hun aur aaj usnay puucha k itnay pyaray msgs kaun kartaa he tau mainy usko tera naam bataaya lekin usnay zid ki k mujko uska number bhi dau
Mainy majburan usko tera number diya he plz plz uss k saath koi badtamizi na karna
Wo ek bohat sharif larrki he aur mainy tum par bohat bharosa kar k esa kiya he meray aitmaad ko mat torrna plz main sirf tumko uska naam bataa raha hun tumko aaj raat uska phone aayga naam he
Zubaida Aapa

 

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Motorway Policeman ne car wale ko roka aur kaha:
Ye ROAD SAFETY WEEK hai
Aap belt pehn kar car chala rahe ho, isliye aapko Rs. 1000 ka inaam diya jata hai
Aap is inaam ka kia karoge?

Car driver:-
Main is inaam se apna driving licence banwayunga

Pichli seat per bethi uski Maa boli:
Iski baat ka yaqeen mut karo
Ye sharab pee kar kuch bhi bolta hai

Itne mein uske Papa neend se jagay aur police ko dekh ke bole:
Mujhe pata tha k chori ki car me hum ziada door nahi ja payenge

Tabhi car ki diggy se awaz ayi:
Bhai hum ne border paar kar liya kia?

 

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Admi train ki khirki say: Ye konsa station hay?
Bahir say: Thally a k wekh lay...edaa tu nawab, charging tay lagya hoya ain? Ki tera daddu warga moun ae.
Admi: Chalo g Faislabad a gaya...

 

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"Next Life"

by Woody Allen

In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink, and are generally flirt, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Viola. You're finished