SMS Thread!!

[shanasai]

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.

She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him.

She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.

She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night?'

The husband looks up from his coffee, 'I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you remember back then?' he says solemnly.

The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive.

'Yes, I do' she replies.

The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.

'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?'

'Yes, I remember!' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?'

'I remember that too' she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says...

'I would have been released today.'

---------- Post added at 08:55 PM ---------- Previous post was at 08:55 PM ----------

Maza a gya jaani

 

[friendly_troll96]

Molviyon ki Buss ja rahi thi
1Ne kaha jb b raste Me
larki Nazar Aye to
AstagFirulah
parhna
Kafi der bad 1Ne kaha
AstagFirulah
Baki Bolay
"KITHEY E"?
"KITHEY E"?
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*Ek ghazal likh rha hun,
na jany kahan tk pohnchy,
*Ay kash dard-e-dil k darmiyan tk pohnchy...

*Souch rha hun kbi to usko khabr ho,
*Kbi to hal e dil us mehrban tk pohnchy...

*Mai aah b karun to mere chokhat sy lot aaey,
*uski hr bt maqbuliyat aasman tk pohnchy...

*Rasty mjhe bhatka do,meri manzilen bhi cheen lo,
*bs wo rah dikhy,
jo usky aastan tk pohnchy...
*Muddat hui hai wo alfaz dundhta hun mai,
*jo dil ki kahy or dard k biyan tk pohnchy... ! ! !

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Chlo aisa kren mil k sitary bant lety hain

Zrurt k mutabiq sab sahary bant lety hain

Mohabat krny walon ki tijarat bhe anokhi hai

Munafa chor dety hain khasary bant lety hain

Agr milna nahen mumkin to lehron pe qdam rakh kr

Abhi dariya-e-Ulfat
k kinary bant lety hain

Meri jholi men jitny bhe wafa k phol hain inko

Ikathy beth kr ik roz sare bant lety hain,

Muhabat k elawa pas apne kuch nahen MOHSIN

Isi dolat ko hm qismat k maare bant lety hain.

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1 admi ne 1 qabr dekhi jo chand ki trha chamk rhi thi

us me itna noor tha 2sre din b us ne wohi manzr dekha


us ne ek Buzrg se poucha ye kya raz hy


Buzrg ne frmaya ye wo shakhs tha jo Jumrat or jomey ko aksar


03344333333 pe100 ka easyload krwata SUBHANALLAH

dasna mera farz c agay twadi marzi

 

[Xeric]

Best T-shirt quote of the year:-

'I don't need sex', My Govt fucks me daily !!!




Kinda gay, i guess

 

[Xeric]

IF YOU ARE IN LOVE:
. Make the best of it
. Dont doubt anythng
. Enjoy it because nothing lasts 4ever

IF YOU JUST BROKE UP:
. Don cry! Remember that u hd a gud time!
. Never stay alone! Your friends are there
. Hug more people
. Stop listening to sad music! It only make things worse

IF YOU ARE SINGLE:
. Hang out with friends n family,try looking for someone who u think is the best for u!

IF YOU ARE MARRIED:
GAME OVER baby!

 

[Xeric]

'Laws which Newton Forgot To State'

Law of queue: If you change your queue,the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in.

Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Law of Workshop: Any tool,when dropped,will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of Encounter: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will !

Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach..

 

[Xeric]

Bacha:Mene hathi k smNe 12 kele rakhe usne 11 khae 1 q Ni khaya
Admi:hathi ka pat bhr gia hoga
Bacha:nhi 12wa kela plastic ka tha
Acha dubara mene hathi k samne 12 kele rkhe to usNe ek b Nhi khaya q
Admi:sare kele plastic k honge
Bacha:nhi hathi plastic ka tha
Uncle apko kuch pata he nhi hai acha ab ye btaen
Mene billi k agay 2 choohe rakhe usne 1 khaya dusra nhi khaya btao Q
Admi:dusra choha plastic ka tha
Bacha:nhi dusra chooha to naak ka tha :-D

 

[Xeric]

Boy askd Girl: Why do u Love A Rose, Which Dies In A Day.. But Don't Love Me, Who Dies 4 u Everyday?? Girl Replied: . . .

Oye hoye...

ENGLISH..!! (",)

 

[compak]

Yun Pakistan se dushmani achi nahi ay India
sheela teri jawan hai or munni pehle hi badnam hai

 

[aakalim]

VALUE OF A DOT

A girl got first class in B.Ed exam..!

Her excited boyfriend sent SMS to her father

"Your daughter is first class in BED"

Bap behoosh.

 

[aakalim]

A stranger was seated next to a child on airplane. Stranger turns to him and said
"Lets talk"
Child: "what you want to talk about"
Stranger: "how about nuclear power"
Child: "Very interesting topic. but let me ask you a question. A horse, cow & dear eat grass. Yet deer excretes pellets, cow flat potty & horse clumps..WHY..?
Stranger: "i have no idea"
Child: "do you really feel qualified enough to discuss nuclear issue when u dont know about SH*T..."

 

[Mirza Jatt]

santa singh samundar mein dahi daal raha tha....

banta : ye kya kar rahe ho ??

santa : dikhai nahi deta ?? lassi bana raha hun...

banta : tumhari isi harkaton ke wajah se log humare upar jokes banate hain bewakoof....itni lassi piyega kaun tera baap ??

 

[Xeric]

Best comeback lines during interview.

Lady: So, General Reinwald, what are you going to teach young boys when they visit your base?

General: Climbing, canoeing, archery & shooting.

Lady: Shooting! Thats irresponsible, isn't it?

General: they'll b properly supervised.

Lady: Don't u admit that this is terribly dangerous 4 children.

General: We'll teach them proper rifle discipline b4 they touch firearm.

Lady: But you r equipping them to become violent killers.



General: Well, you are equipped to be a prostitute, but you are not, are you?

 

[Xeric]

Meera to Air Hostess in Plane:
Ap k pas Ufone ka charger hai?

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Joke to uper hi khatam ho gaya tha.
Hahahahahahahahaha

 

[Xeric]

Eik Pathan ki shadi hoee.
Usk doston ny dulhan ki jaga eik larkay ko bitha dia,
pathan room mein gaya aur jasy h ghonngat uthaya tou larki ki jaga larkay ko dekha aur khush ho k bola wah wah bus insan ka niyat saf hona chahye.

 

[Xeric]

Talwaar bazi k muqable me 1 Chineze ne bareek taar k 2 tukre kr diye.

Japani ne urti hui Makhi ka sar qalam kr dia..

Pakistani ne machar uraya talwaar ghumai or machar urta hi raha..
Judge ne pucha machar to ur gaya?
Pakistani : urh to gaya pr kabhi baap nahi ban sakta.