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  • Pathan Tableegh se wapis aya tu BV ko marny lga Dost: Q Mar rhe ho Isko? Pathan: ye dari Nhi rkti Dost: aurto ki dari nai ati Pathan: phr b irada tu kar le.
  • What is FASHION DESIGNING? "Toooo many Brains working on Toooo little clothes with Toooo many ideas on how to cover Toooo little areas";-):-D
  • An ENGINEER, MBA student and ZUBEDA Aapa were Going In a Boat, A Devil Appeared N said: "Throw Something in da Sea, If I find it, I will kill u.. If I cant, Then I will be ur Slave! Zubaida Aapa threw a Needle, Devil found It & Killed Her.. MBA student threw a Memory Card, Devil found it & Killed Him! ENGINEER threw Disprine, It Disolves In Water & Said: "Chal Beta university Chal, bht Assignments hn bnane wali. JIN Shocked Engineer Rocks.....:p :-)
  • New style of propsing a girl . . . . . . . .Aap k paon bohat khubsorat hain kiya yehi khobsurat paon merey bachon ki jannat ban saktey hain..!
 
Geography of a woman
(a journey that has spread over a century)
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(B/w 18-20)
a woman is like Africa,half discoverd,half wild, naturally beautiful wid fertile deltas
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(B/w 21-30)
a woman is like America,well developd & open to trade
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(B/w 31-35)
she's like India,very hot,relaxed & convinced of her own beauty
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(B/w 36-40)
a woman is like France.Gently aging but still a warm n desirable place to visit
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(B/w 41-50)
she's like Yugoslavia,lost the war - haunted by past mistakes.Massive reconstruction is now necessary
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(B/w 51-60)
she's like Russia,very wide & borders r unpatrolled.The frigid climate keeps people away
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(B/w 61-70)
a woman is like Mongolia,with a glorious & all conquering past but alas! no future
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(After 70)
she becomes Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is,but no one wants to go there :P
 
Best friend is one who never let you do wrong things
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.Alone!!!!
 
A for Saib

B for Kela

C for Billi

D for Gadha

E for Hathi

F for Machli

G for Bachi :-)

I for I LOVE U

J 4 Jugga Badmash

K 4 Patang

L 4 shair

M 4 bandar

N 4 ghonsla

O 4 ullu

P 4 Tota

Q 4 Fatima jinnah ka bhai

R 4 khargosh

S 4 tennis wali bhabi :-)

T 4 Bait-ul-khala

U 4 chhattri

V 4 pyar mohabbat ka din :)
W 4 Tarbooz

X 4Dhaancha

Y 4 Peela

Z 4 ... . (samajh to gaye honge Aap):-D

Taleem sb k liye.
 
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Kon kehta hai Usama mer gya hai

woh tu drya tha samander mein uter gya hai
 
Having "WIFE" Is A
Part Of Living...

But

Having "GIRLFRIEND"
Along With The "WIFE" Is
Art Of Living
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A Simple fact:

Boys Can Never B
Satisfied With
3 Things In Life:

-Mobile
-Bike
-Girlfriend

Because;
There Is Always
A Better Model
Available In Future ;)
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Someone Asked Shakespeare:
"U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?"

He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
"A Week Has 7 Days;
Can U Say Which Day Is Younger,
Either Sunday Or Saturday ??

So, Love Comes From Heart Not In Age"
Love Has No Age.

-MORAL:
Senior Girls R Also Available For Boys:P
 
Smile is a language of Love.
Smile is a way to get success,
Smile is to win the hearts.
Smile improves ur personality.
So, keep smiling :)

---------- Post added at 05:28 PM ---------- Previous post was at 05:27 PM ----------

Thousands of languages around this world
but
"smile" can beat them all.
Because
"Smile" is the Language even a BABY can speak..

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There is always a reason 4 everything
A reason 2 live
A reason 2 die
A reason 2 cry,
But if u can€™t find a reason to smile
Can I be the reason 4 a while:)

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MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!
ha ha ha

Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?"
circuit:"simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra
aur ager bhagi to bakri.
 
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TV commercial in 1991

"meray gaaon mein bijli aai hai"​


TV commercial in 2011

"meray sheher mein bijli aai hai"​
 
Agr Ap Me
TALENT Hy
Salahiyat Hy
Aitmad Hy
Kuch Kr Dikhana Chahty Ho To Apna Time Zaya Mat Kro
Aj Hi Join Kro
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"LUCKY IRANI CIRCUS" Unka Bandar Mar Gaya Hai.
 
Ya ALLAH hamain Osama Bin Ladan jaisi Wifes ata kar.

Jo 5 sal tak Mekay or Market kay baghair zinda rahayn :)
 
Aapka ye saal kesa guzry ga?

SELCET A FAN.,

1-GFC
2-Millat
3-Pak
4-Royal
5-Asia

Koi b choose krlain,
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Apka saal,
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Haath waly pankhay k 7 hi guzry ga.
From: Ap ka apna wapda...
 
My teenage queen is having her birthday this month! Need a really lovely message for her :D
 
(sorry to HAKIM uncle)
Hum tou zardari ki mout ki dua krte rahe "FARAZ"
hum tou bhut he gaye the k ap k naam may bhi Zardari ata hai

sorry uncle
 

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