SMS Thread!!

[Xeric]

"While Creating wives,God promised men that Good & Ideal wifes will be found in all the Corners of the World.And then he made the Earth Round..!"

 

[Xeric]

Q: Why condoms R transparent?
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

Q: What does a signboard outside a prostitute's house read?
A: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy.

Q: New AIDS awareness slogan:
A: Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women.

Q: Why is Sex like shaving?
A: Well, because no matter how well you do it today.
tomorrow you'll have to do it again.:-D

Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?
A: Men will get their salary every day
and women bleed to death.;->

 

[Xeric]

A Depressed Boy Asked An Old Man:

Can There Be Anything Worst Than Losing A Girlfrnd?

He Replied:
"Yes, Loosing ur Confidence Of Getting Another One.. ; )

 

[Pukhtoon]

Joke Explaining a bitter reality.

Bush and Obama were setting in a Bar.

Muslim guy asked what are you planning.?

Bush: planning world war 3.

Guy : Realy ? what is going to happen ?

Bush : This time we are going to kill 140 million muslims and Angelina jollie.

Guy: Angelina Jollie ? :O why do u want to kill Angelina Jollie ?

Bush turns to Obama and says

" See..i told you no one would worry about 140 million muslims.

 

[rosemary]

Tip for lifetime:...Try to pretend yourself that you are happy..slowly it becomes your habit...and finally it becomes your character...ha..ha..ha..

 

[Xeric]

Master G Sheeday se:koi Aashqi wala Sher sunao.
.
.
Sheeda:
"Mota marda Moti tay,
Pukha marda Roti tay,
Master G di 2 tiyan,
Te Sheeda Marda Choti tay

 

[Xeric]

Ek Aadmi Apni BV ko Dafna k Ghar Aaya to Aasman pr badal grjne lge Bijli krakne lagi or Toofan Aa gya

Admi Aasman ki Traf Dekh kr Bola:


Lgta hy POHNCH GAi.

 

[Xeric]

Boys are the most busy generation in the world.
1 hand on stearing 1 hand on gear.
1 leg on break
1 leg on accelerator.
1 ear on music
1 ear on mobile
1 eye on road
1 eye on girls.
Nose on breath
Mouth on cigarate.

wat a busy nation.

fir v loki kehnday ne munday wailay hondy ny. Huh!;-)

 

[Xeric]

Thought of d Day...

"Sardi aur Beizzati jitni Mehsoos karoge utni lagegi...."

 

[Xeric]

2011 Is Coming After 4 days,

Wish U HAPPY NEW YEAR

Valentine's Day
23rd March
14 August
Eid Ul Fitr
Eid ul Azha
Friendship
Mother
Father
Dadi
Dada
Nana
Nani
Children's Day
Happy Birthday
365 Good Mornings
AfterNoons
Evening & Nights
Roz Roz Ka Drama Nhi Hota Mujh Se
Ab Pora Sal Mat Kehna wish Nhi Kia

 

[Xeric]

Us ne kaha,
MjhE mohabat ki saza do.


Mene jaa kr sb kuch uski Ammi ko bata dya.
YaaHoo
\(",)/
) (
_/ \_ jharoo se pitai krwa dee.''

 

[Xeric]

Man speaks 25000 words daily & woman speaks 30000
But the problem starts wen husband comes from ofice after consuming his 25000 words
& wife starts her 30000

 

[Xeric]

Insan bhi ajeeb hai:

Dolat kamaanay k liye apni sehat kho deta hay ....
or phr sehat ko waapis paany k liye apni dolat khota hy

Mustqbil ka soch soch kr apna "haal"zaaya krta hy
phr mustqbil mein apna "maazi"yaad kr k rota hai

Jeeta aisy hai jese kbi mrna hi nhi hy
or mrta ese hy jese kbi jiya hi nhi

 

[rosemary]

Some husbands hold wife's hand in Malls....
Bcoz if they leave her hand she will go shopping...
It looks Romantic...
But actually it's ECONOMICS....!

 

[shanasai]

"SHADI' karne k bad





aur "MOBILE" lene k bad





ek he baat ka afsos hota hai









thoray din aur ruk jatay tu..















is se acha "MODEL" mil jata

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