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2 Ghadhe{Donky}Apas Main Bateen Kar Rahe Thay.1st Yar Mera Malik Bohat Zalim Hay.Bohat Marta Hay Kaam B Zyada Leta Hay.2ndto Tum Bhag Jao Na Is Ko Chood Ke.1st Yar Bhag To Jaon Per Ik Waja Se Ruka Hoon. Mera Malik Jab B Apni BETI Se Ladayi Karta Hay Na. To Us Ko Ye Kehta Hy Ke Beti Tum Sudher Jao Warna Main Ney Teri

Shadi GADHE Se Kar Deni Hay..
 
1 pagal her waqt bolta tha

“Ghulail banaun ga or chirya ko marun ga”

“Ghulail banaon ga chirya ko marun ga”

1 din usko paglon k doctr k pas le gaye us ka elaj kia,

Dr: AB KYA KARO GE?

PAGAL: shadi karun ga,

nokri karon ga,

ghar basaon ga.

DR: vry nice phir kya kro ge?

PAGAL: bacho ko achy school bhejon ga

unki birthday krun ga

Niker or shirt gift don ga

Dr: gud gud phir?

Pagal: unki niker se lastik nikalon ga phir

Gulail bnaon ga or chirya ko marun ga...:D
 
Aik saiyasdan ke batte nae abne walid e mohtraum ko khule aam rishwatt lete hue dekh liya to bolla

Abbu ap nae apni Siyasatt par aik barra dagh dal dia.

To Siyasatdan bolla

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Betta dagh to challa gaye ga par ye moqqa phir kabhi hath nahe aye ga.
 
‎1 class k bacha apni Mis se kehta hai : mai ap ko kaisa lagta hn..??.Mis : so sweet Bacha : to mai apny ammi abu ko ap k ghar bhejon..?Mis : Q.?Bacha : taky wo humari bat agay chalaeinMis : ye kya bakwas hai..?Bacha :..tuition parhny k liye,Mis ap bhi na qasam se cable dekh dekh kr kharab ho gai hain...
 
A girl in a book shop.
Do u hav book named "women-The perfect intelligence"?
sales man :"the comedy department is on the other side "
 
2 Ghadhe{Donky}Apas Main Bateen Kar Rahe Thay.1st Yar Mera Malik Bohat Zalim Hay.Bohat Marta Hay Kaam B Zyada Leta Hay.2ndto Tum Bhag Jao Na Is Ko Chood Ke.1st Yar Bhag To Jaon Per Ik Waja Se Ruka Hoon. Mera Malik Jab B Apni BETI Se Ladayi Karta Hay Na. To Us Ko Ye Kehta Hy Ke Beti Tum Sudher Jao Warna Main Ney Teri Shadi GADHE Se Kar Deni Hay..

:woot::devil::devil::woot:
Beti Tum Sudher Jao Warna Main Ney Teri Shadi GADHE Se Kar Deni Hay..
uska malik waqeai bahut zalim hai per insaano k leay, gadhon k leay to farishta hai!
 
3 poltri farms ki inspection ho rhi thi
inspector: tm murghion ko kya dete ho ?
sardar:bajra
inspector: wrong food . arrest him
inspector: tm kya dete ho ?
2nd sardar: rice
inspector:tm bhi ghalt ho . arrest him
last wala sardar ghbra k bola: hum to sub murghion ko 5 , 5 rupay dete hen jis ka jo dil chahay kha le
 
‎1 class k bacha apni Mis se kehta hai : mai ap ko kaisa lagta hn..??.Mis : so sweet Bacha : to mai apny ammi abu ko ap k ghar bhejon..?Mis : Q.?Bacha : taky wo humari bat agay chalaeinMis : ye kya bakwas hai..?Bacha :..tuition parhny k liye,Mis ap bhi na qasam se cable dekh dekh kr kharab ho gai hain...

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

nice man very funny
 
Boss : tm itne short kaprray kyun pehan kr ati ho...?
Girl : sir salary itni kam he puray kaparray kaise len?
Boss :to kal se tmhari salary band !
 
1 lrkay ne chinese lrki se shadi ki
lrki 1 saal baad mr gai
lrka bohat ro raha tha
1 pathan dilasa dete huwe bola
Bs yaar China ka Maal to itna hi chalta he !
 
Bacha apni dadi se : kya hum humesha 5 hi rahenge na ? Aap/papa/mama/behan aur mai.
Dadi : nahi jab tmhari shaadi hojaye gi to hum 6 ho jayenge.
Bacha : phir behan ki shaadi hogi to hum phir 5 ho jayenge na.
Dadi pyaar se : nahi jab tmhara beta ho jayega to hum phir 6 ho jayenge.
Bacha : Phir jab tum marr jao gi to hum phir 5 ho jayegen.
Dadi : haram khor soja chup kr k... :D
 
Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die lik my grandpa
who died peacefuly in his sleep not screamin like
all d passengers in d car he was driving..
 
2 hamsakal jurwan bachay Sakht sardi k mosam me apny kamrey me bethay thay,
In me se 1 hans hans k loot poot ho raha tha or 2nd udas konay me betha kanp raha tha,
Baap ne pucha: tum itna q hans rahay ho?
Wo bola "kuch nahi papa,
aaj mama ne dono bar isi ko nehla dia hai"<welcome winter season >.
 
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