SMS Thread!!

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*Thinking Process*
American was thinking:
We hv conquered moon wht next to conquer.
Chinese:
We hv coverd almost 90% of the world markt how to cover the rest.
Indian:
We hv defeated Pakistan on foreign diplomatic front what else need to be done.
Pakistani:
12 bajay light gai thi tou 2 bajay ai hai ab phir 4 bajay jaegi pir 6 bje aegi tou ab 8 bjay nai jaegi..

 

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Is bar samandri tofaan ko ignore na kren or is bar samandri tofaan ko serious len Q K is bar samandar may
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Usama hay

 

[Xeric]

Molviyon ki Bus Ja rahi thi
1Ne Kaha jb b raste Me
Larki Nazr Aye to
ASTAGHFIRULLAH
prhna
Kafi der bad 1 Ne Kaha
ASTAGHFIRULLAH
Baqi Bole
KITHY?
KITHY?
KITHY?

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A Pakistani & an American met on a plane & had a bet that if Pakistani fails to answer his question he must give 5$ & if american fails he has to give 500$.
American: whats the diff b/w earth and moon?
Pakistani silently gives 5$.
Pakistani: which is the animal with 3legs, goes to the mountain and returns with 4legs?
The american searches for 2hrs in laptop & gave 500$ n asks
Wats the answer?
Pakistani again silently gave 5$.

 

[Xeric]

Ek Pathan ka raat ko cigarette peenay ko dil chaha
Hr tarf Maachis dhoondi pr kahin nahi mili..,
Aakhir mein na umeed ho k
Mom-batti bujha k so gaya Bechara.

 

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Bacha: Train Kiny wajy jani A?
TT: 9wajy
bacha:Local?
TT: 1wajy
bacha:Maal Gaari?
TT: 12wajy
TT:Jana kithe E?
Bacha: kithe v nai.Patri te poti krni c..

 

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1 pandit ki raan jal gayi, Dr. ne Burnal or Viagra likh kar di,
Pandit bola burnal to samaj ata hy par viagra Q?
Dr: Us se dhoti unchi rahegi.

 

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Srdar: yar main 2 mushkilon main phans gaya hon
Friend: wo kon c?
Srdar: BV makeup kre to kharcha Naqabil e Brdasht
Or
Na kare to BV Naqabil e Brdasht.

 

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Wife hints to husband for a new car...
Saying dear "buy me sumthing that goes 0 to 80 in 3 second when i am on it"

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Husband gifted her a "weight machine"..

 

[Haseebullah]

80 year old man to a Doctor:My 20 year old wife is pregnant ,i am so happy.Any advice?
Doctor:Okay,eik qisa suno.Eik shikari shikaar par jata hai lekin ghalti se gun ke jaga umberella le jata hai samne se eik sheer a jata hai shikari umberella nikal kar goli chala deta hai, sher mar jata hai.

old man:Impossible.Kisi aur maari ho gi.

Doctor:Exactly!

 

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1 kisan ne apny khait me putla lagny k bajy Altaf Bhai ka photo lga dia
ap soch nhi skty k kya hwa
kaway jo pichly sal gandum le gy thy,wo bhi wapis ley ay

 

[Xeric]

PATHAN Ny 1 Bacha Aghwa kiya
Or kaghaz Pe Ye Likh K Bachy Pe Chipkaya:
10 Lakh Kal Subah Pul K Neechy Pohncha 2!
Or Bachy Ko Ghar Wapis Bhejh Diya
2sry Din Wo Pul K Nechy Gaya Tu
Usy Paisy Mil Gaye
Or
7 kaghaz Pe Likha Tha:
Khuda Qasam
Paise Ka Gham Nhi,
Gham Is Baat Ka
Hy K
PATHAN Ne PATHAN Ko Loota!

 

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Man at medical store: I need poison
Chemist: I can't sale untill u have a prescription
Man showed his Nikah Nama
Chemist: pappu, vaddi bottle day sir noo!:p

 

[Abu Zolfiqar]

damn! Where do you get all this stuff

 

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Nawaz Sharif apney Secratoy se:...
Yar main is Mother's Day pe Apni Maa ko yaad nahi kar saka
Secretary:
Sir! Jab Aap Pak Army ke Khilaaf, apni Zuban se Zehr nikaltey hain ,, to sara PAKISTAN apki Maa ko he yaad krta hai...

 

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An Australian guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache." The wife, lying in bed reading a book, looks up and says, " If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow," The man replies, "if you weren't such a presumptuous b!!tch, you'd realize, I was talking to the sheep...!