Panama leak Case Proceedings - JIT Report, News, Updates And Discussion

[Farah Sohail]

Waisay mujhay lagta hai ke Nooray Butt ke wakeelon ne lamba jawab tayyar kar lia hai.. Kal woh submit hoga aur aik week baad ki date milegi.. aur sab ko summon kia jaega..

Main ne suna hai ke JIT walon ko available rehnay ka kaha gaya hai court ki assistance ke liey.. so they can't visit a foreign country as well..

Iss ka matlab, court is expecting a long response from PMLN against every conclusion of each question. Phir, petitioners and JIT, dono ko parhnay ka kaha jaega jawab.. aur preparation karney ka kaha jaega.. uss ke baad faisla...

Waisy agar aisa ho tu acha hai..lekin is sab main hi 1 month lag jayega...uske baad 1 month decision

 

[PakSword]

Waqayi..JIT walon ko available rehnay ka kaha hai..court ne? Is this confirmed news? Lekin last time tu advocate ne kaha tha..ke JIT khatam hogayi....? I think...agar ye baat hai..tu achi baat hai.. JIT members should be given opportunity for rebuttal..in the end..after Sharif family finishes its arguments.. Its very imp tht JIT members gives rebuttal

Aur ab jo ye news aarahi hai tv par aur Maryam Aurangzeb ne kaha hai ke JIT ke ab bhi kaafi kaafi ghantay ijlas horahay hain...kia sach hai?

Yes, JIT tou khatam hogaee hai, but they have been asked to remain available on a short notice by the hon' SC.

 

[Farah Sohail]

last time there was many technicalities to be considered maybe that's why decision was announced after two months ... but now everything is crystal clear .... SC have official documents & Gov. letters instead of photocopies last time ... SC should not take more time to decide the obvious !!

Mera khyal hai..ke doosray cases ki hearing aur phir decision type kartay kartay hi 1-2 months ka time lag jaata hai.. Normal routine cases main bhi itna time lag jata hai... Ye tu phir detailed verdict hoga

 

[El_Swordsmen]

“MICROSOFT GAVE CALIBRI TO ME AS A GIFT WHEN I VISITED BILL GATES” – MARYAM NAWAZ

An open letter to my fellow Pakistanis!

When you’re wrongfully blamed of having fabricated documents, you can only wonder when and why your countrymen decided to turn against you. I find myself in a state of utter shock. I am sick of providing clarifications but I also have strong ethics and am willing to do anything for justice. I am sure this clarification won’t contradict any of my previous statements that you might have heard on TV as I am working very hard to be consistent with my words. So here goes.

Microsoft gave Calibri to me as a gift when I visited Bill Gates. The font was designed in honor of my visit and they insisted on naming it Maryam but I thought that would be slightly pretentious so I asked them to name it something more decent- more in line with the rest of the font names. Apparently, they said they had never met a woman of my caliber and so they went with the name Calibri and that was that. From then on, all my documents were written in this font.

People who are jealous of me or who simply want to watch innocents suffer are saying that the font was made public way after my document was made. Well, this is where they get really stupid. Shouldn’t it be obvious that a font that was made for me and dedicated to me would also be made available to me first? It’s really surprising that no one believes me.

Calibri is very close to my heart. It is the font I used to write the letters to send to Papa Nawaz when he was suffering from the Metro disease. The doctors said it was contagious. Whoever catches it goes into a strange rage where they feel a strong impulse to build metro bus systems instead of dealing with more pressing issues. I personally didn’t find this disease that harmful but oh well.

Calibri is also the language I used in my letters to President Modi. It was his special request. He was really eager to see the font that Bill Gates dedicated to me because apparently, he had always aspired to reach such a level that Bill would consider him worthy of a font. I guess Modi lacked the caliber. Not everyone gets a font dedicated to him or her. I don’t want to sound narcissistic but my honesty is what swept the Microsoft guys off their feet. Bill asked me whether Microsoft was better or apple. He asked me to pick between him and Steve Jobs. Well, obviously I said, Jobs. Jobs was a man of great caliber.

Bill Gates was so stunned at my honesty that he exclaimed that he had never met a more honest woman. He clarified that he said a woman and not a person because for him the most honest person he had ever met was my father Nawaz. I didn’t mind because even for me, Papa is at the top of the honesty pyramid along with Hassan and Husain. Those two, unfortunately, didn’t get a chance to meet Bill as they were busy strolling around Mayfair wishing they could one day afford a flat in that posh area.

Maybe if they had visited Bill with me, we could have had three fonts belonging to our family. I’d suggest naming them Sadiq and Amin in addition to Calibri. I admit the two names are a bit different but my brothers weren’t born to fit in.

Anyway, I am obviously very fond of Calibri but whenever I’m making any document I feel the urge to use Comic Sans MS as the body font. Papa tells me to use Calibri since its more “decent” and also because Bill uncle got it made it especially for me. But come on, one gets tired of seeing the same font everywhere. Now I’m being accused of showing fake documents. They are talking about some criminal offense thing. I can’t believe they are trying to drag Calibri into all this. It’s really just a font that has been with me through thick and thin. I just hope I don’t get jailed. I didn’t do anything wrong.

Yours truly,

Bahadur beti Maryam

Note: In case if you haven’t figured out yet, this is a satirical piece written by a common Pakistani…

@PakSword @Farah Sohail @Emmie @Peregrine_Falcon

 

[Emmie]

Petition bana li hai per legal team divided hai. Kuch keh rahy hain kay Monday ko aur time lain. Kuch keh rahy hain new bench bananay ki petition dalo.

Sub dhakoslay hein, legal team divided nahi hy, legal team janti hy ke petitions won't stand in SC. New bench bananay ke petition kiss tarah entertain ho sakti jab court order mein sub kuch salees angraizi mein likha howa hy. Agar woh order challenge hota tau elahda bat hoti, time allowed to file review petition is long over. Mera question yeh hy ke report ko SC mein challenge kiya ja sakta hy bhi ke nahi? Report ke merit aur demerits per bat tau sirf trial court mein ho sakti hy.

 

[PakSword]

Shareefs are sending Gullu Butt for these three.

Yea Sharif Mafia bach gya tu saray underground ho jana

Main tou waheen ki ticket kataunga jahan ki JIT members kataein ge..

 

[Farah Sohail]

Yes, JIT tou khatam hogaee hai, but they have been asked to remain available on a short notice by the hon' SC.

JIT ke ijlaas kia abhi bhi horahay hain? Maryam aurangzeb was saying kt inn ke abhi bhi ijlaas horahay hian..kafi ghanton tak.. In main se kisi ne apnay pffices main report nahi kiya..

I hope for once, what Maryam Aurangzeb is saying is right.. I hope ke JIT ki ab bhi meetings horahi hon aur unhein mazeed MLA ki requests par response mil raha ho

 

[PakSword]

Aur ab jo ye news aarahi hai tv par aur Maryam Aurangzeb ne kaha hai ke JIT ke ab bhi kaafi kaafi ghantay ijlas horahay hain...kia sach hai?

Bilal Rasool didn't report on Friday as well..

 

[Realistic Change]

Meanwhile in Islamabad:

Rumour: N$ will resign.

Confirmed: Three more Ministers have left sycophancy (for now at least) seeing writing on the wall.

 

[El_Swordsmen]

Sub dhakoslay hein, legal team divided nahi hy, legal team janti hy ke petitions won't stand in SC. New bench bananay ke petition kiss tarah entertain ho sakti jab court order mein sub kuch salees angraizi mein likha howa hy. Agar woh order challenge hota tau elahda bat hoti, time allowed to file review petition is long over. Mera question yeh hy ke report ko SC mein challenge kiya ja sakta hy bhi ke nahi? Report ke merit aur demerits per bat tau sirf trial court mein ho sakti hy.

chaudary ghulam hussain was saying that pmln has hired 25-26 lawyers ... pata nahi ab ismain kitni haqeeqat hai

 

[PakSword]

JIT ke ijlaas kia abhi bhi horahay hain?

Iss ka nahi pata.. Shayad ho rahay hon..

Meanwhile in Islamabad:

Rumour: N$ will resign.

Confirmed: Three more Ministers have left sycophancy seeing writing on the wall (for now at least).

Kaun kaun?

 

[Dil Pakistan]

But to submit counter evidence, they have to submit a response first..

Beauty about this report is that they have to challenge every single conclusion.. Missing a single one may equal taking a plea..

True! But the cannot response cannot be very looonng. A "legal" response is very short and merely a synopsis. It describes what will be the bases of their arguments.

The only way they can make it long is by saying that we will produce counter evidence to refute this evidence.
Now! this can be a tactic to delay and SC can counter by asking to refute ONE SINGLE EVIDENCE THAT MERTIS DISQUALIFICATION within next 24 or 48-hours.

These are all legal quagmires. It depends on SC and ... believe me ... SC looks deadly serious.

 

[Farah Sohail]

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33. PakSword

Aur kisi ke against conspiracy main shamil hon ya na hon..baji ke against har conspiracy main shamil zuroor hongi

 

[El_Swordsmen]

Mera khyal hai..ke doosray cases ki hearing aur phir decision type kartay kartay hi 1-2 months ka time lag jaata hai.. Normal routine cases main bhi itna time lag jata hai... Ye tu phir detailed verdict hoga

appki baat bhi theek hai ..... but i was wondering what if a split decision is given in IK case then what will happen

 

[Realistic Change]

Iss ka nahi pata.. Shayad ho rahay hon..



Kaun kaun?

Can't name them bro. Apologies for that!