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@Doordie bro why you have to be suicidal ? Come back to your home country and check out some fresh desi maal. It keeps getting better with every new generation.:bunny:
 
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Don't get any tattoos; your body is a temple don't defile it. :mad:

Too late I've made a hastily arrived at decision and can not be swayed.

My body on the other hand is a melting chocolate fondue so I can do whatever the heck I want to do with it. 8-):cray:

Melting chocolate fondue - that's a roundabout way of saying you're chubby:P.

I've always wanted to get a tattoo but I'm too scared with it being permanent and everything. :(

Is that what you're afraid of? Life long commitment:sarcastic:?

You sure it's not just that you're a wimp who's afraid of needles and a little pain? Geez, sometimes I think I'm more manly then you:o:!!

What do you mean no more McChicken nuggets and eat some real food? :o:

McChicken nuggets are real food; heck they're as real as it gets. :angry:

All the oils and fat and yuck!! Nope, not real food. Sorry. Have an apple instead.

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Just try to imagine eating those succulent and tender nuggets dipped in some sweet chili sauce and with some Vanilla milkshake....Its so beautiful that I think I'm gonna cry. :cray:

Chicken nuggets and a milkshake:o::angry::o::angry::o:?

You need a better paying job or a girlfriend, either can help you cook and eat better.
 
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Too late I've made a hastily arrived at decision and can not be swayed.

Ah well; what are you gonna get though? :unsure:

I know; get something like this:

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Melting chocolate fondue - that's a roundabout way of saying you're chubby:P.

I am chubby! :(

But you're not so thin yourself; Madea of the North ! :p:

Is that what you're afraid of? Life long commitment:sarcastic:?

You sure it's not just that you're a wimp who's afraid of needles and a little pain? Geez, sometimes I think I'm more manly then you:o:!!

Are you calling me a wimp? :o:

I - the Great Armstrong the Indomitable - am not a wimp; I am the bravest of the brave ! :mad:

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Wait did you just say needles? :fie:

I is afraid....I is very afraid ! :sad:

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All the oils and fat and yuck!! Nope, not real food. Sorry. Have an apple instead.

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Pffft....Android all the way ! 8-)

Chicken nuggets and a milkshake:o::angry::o::angry::o:?

You need a better paying job or a girlfriend, either can help you cook and eat better.

Whats wrong with nuggets and milkshake? :argh:

Talking about nuggets and tattoos; I ought to look like this ! :woot:

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I am chubby! :(

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But you're not so thin yourself; Madea of the North ! :p:

Au contraire, Jigglypuff. I'm allergic to inactivity and break out in a rash of sarcastic quips and grumpiness if bored for too long. So I exercise.

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Four months later, I've lost all the weight I put on during pregnancy. I'm not muscular like some women who crossfit, but I'm toned and defined.

You're defined too, but it's more of a blob shape:P.

Wait did you just say needles? :fie:

I is afraid....I is very afraid ! :sad:

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So what are you really afraid of? Lobsters? The color pink? Sleeping without a stuff moose to keep you company? Me?

There's got to be something:D.

Pffft....Android all the way ! 8-)

Never tried one. How's it taste?

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Whats wrong with nuggets and milkshake? :argh:

Talking about nuggets and tattoos; I ought to look like this ! :woot:

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What's wrong with nuggets and milkshakes? You mean besides ending up looking like that poor whale in the pic you posted?

I did tell you to get a better job, can't say I approve of using yourself as billboard space though.

Ah well; what are you gonna get though? :unsure:

I know; get something like this:

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Creative:happy:. A bit too weird for my taste. I don't think my work would like me having tattoos on my hands though, especially as I'm sometimes required to meet clients or foreign representatives.

Needs me another fox.

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Oh ... come on no way :D I don't even know to take them :D but yeah I love these landmarks so!

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Badshahi mosque and Shahi Qila

I remember the first time i go to Lahore. Those were amazing moments. The places have very special atmosphere and fragrance of old days. In Shahi Qila i felt like i was at home, being a Mughal.

I wish admin staff at the Qilla wear typical shahi dress to give touch of reality.
 
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I'm wondering if they put any more ingredients into this cake (including more chemicals) they may have to make the box 10 times bigger than the cake.

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WTF?? No, I didn't buy it.
 
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