SMS Thread!!

[Xeric]

Garmi k musam ki waja se Agar Rozy me Ap ko shadid Pyas mesos hone lagy to aap
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MAGHRIB ki AZAN KA Intezar karen, zyada drame bazi ki zarort nahi.

 

[FlyingEagle]

Sardar to his wife: Aj khotya di race a ma uthy ja ria wa.

Sardarni: Koi haal ni twada..........Turya janda ni ty race ly gy

Regards,
FE
Hamaisha Kush Raho

 

[Xeric]

Zindagi aik safar hy
"FARAZ"...
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Aur
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Safar may Roza maaf hy.

HAJI FARAZ.

 

[Xeric]

Agar Apko Rozey me Bhook Lagti ho.
Tu Sehri mein,

Bismillah parh k

1 Kilo Dahi, 1 Glass Milk, 3 Se 4 Parathey, 2 Glass Lassi, 2 Zinger Burger, 3 Eggs Boil, 4 Se 6 Glass Paani, Chiken 2 se 3 Pieces, Maggi 1 Packet, 6 Banana, 2 Double Biryani, 4 Naan wid Qorma.. Khaa Len. "INSHALLAH" BHOOK NAI LAGeYGI.

 

[Hyde]

Zindagi aik safar hy
"FARAZ"...
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Aur
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Safar may Roza maaf hy.

HAJI FARAZ.

 

[Xeric]

Sirf Ehsaas-e-Nadamat, Aik Sajda, aur Chashm-e-Num,,
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Aey KHÜDÄ Tujh Ko Manana To Bohat Aasan Hai...!!

 

[S.U.R.B.]

1st year students of M.B.B.S. were attending their first anatomy class.They all gathered in the dissection hall near the surgery table with a human dead body.

The professor put his finger in the mouth of dead body and tasted and tasted it in his own mouth.

Then he asked the students to do the same. The students hesitated for several minutes but eventually everyone inserted his/her finger in the mouth of that dead man and tasted it.

When everyone finished,the professor looked at them & said,"the most important quality is observation...i inserted my middle finger but tasted the index finger......Now learn to pay attention."

 

[Moin91]

Agar Apko Rozey me Bhook Lagti ho.
Tu Sehri mein,

Bismillah parh k

1 Kilo Dahi, 1 Glass Milk, 3 Se 4 Parathey, 2 Glass Lassi, 2 Zinger Burger, 3 Eggs Boil, 4 Se 6 Glass Paani, Chiken 2 se 3 Pieces, Maggi 1 Packet, 6 Banana, 2 Double Biryani, 4 Naan wid Qorma.. Khaa Len. "INSHALLAH" BHOOK NAI LAGeYGI.

xeric bhai app ne ab tak is is thread mein jitne bhi sms share kiye hain taqreeban wo sub main bhi apne cell pe receive kar chuka hon.... ek message pooray Pakistan mein ghhoom raha hota hai...

 

[FlyingEagle]

Zardari went on a toy shop

Zardari: Ya monchoo waly kuty ki kaya price hay?

Shopkeeper: Sir ya Kuta ni shisha hy..............

Regards,
Fe
Hamaisha Kush Raho

 

[Xeric]

Public toilet main bethe Pathan ko saath wale toilet
se awaz ai:
kya hal hain yaar?

Pathan Ghabra kar bola
Hum theek hai tum kon ?

awaz ai:
kya kar rahe ho?

Pathan:
Hum lytrin main betha hai pagal admi

Phir awaz ai:
acha yaar main aa raha hun tumhare pass

Pathan:
Oye pagal ka bacha tumhara dimagh kharab hogaya hai khabees admi

awaz ai:
yar! mein tumhen 5mint bad CALL karta hun pata nahin kon Kameena dusre toilet se meri har bat ka jawab de raha he.

 

[Pk_Thunder]

Usay kaha bhi tha k ''tumhari shalwar phati hai Faraz''

Ab kehta hai ''Holay Holay se hawa lagti hai''

 

[Xeric]

1 Sardar pepsi se potty dho raha tha.

2nd sardar: oey ye kya kar raha hai? Pani se dho na?

Sardar: "kis nay kaha tha pepsi pay 5 rupay kam kar do?"

 

[Skeptic]

1 Sardar pepsi se potty dho raha tha.

2nd sardar: oey ye kya kar raha hai? Pani se dho na?

Sardar: "kis nay kaha tha pepsi pay 5 rupay kam kar do?"

Bada sawaal yeh hai ki doosra sardar usko potty karte dekh kyoon raha tha??

 

[Xeric]

Its TRUE !
Kuch German Biologist Apni Daily ReSearch K Liye Pacific Ocean Ki Teeh Mey Gaye Tou Unhon Ne Dekha Kuch Fishes Or Chotay AaBi Janwar Group Ki Surat Me Tairtey Hoye Kuch Awaz Nikal Rahey The, Ye Aawaz Scntists Ne Record Krli Or Jb Apne Center Jaker Translating Masheine K Thru Suni To Hairan Hogaye K Janwar Bhi Esa Bol Saktey Hen. Wo Keh Rhey Thay
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Kis ny kha tha k pepsi pr 5 rupy kam krdo. . .

---------- Post added at 03:57 AM ---------- Previous post was at 03:56 AM ----------

God!

i hate the ad....!!

 

[T-Faz]

^^^^

Me too, it is annoying as hell and keeps playing over and over again.

5 rupees isn't exactly a grand saving.