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Punishment
Husband wife had a fight.
Wife called her mother and said:
We had a fight. "I am coming for three four days to you."
Mother: "Stay there. He should get bigger punishment."
"I am coming to your place for three four months"
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"Best of Iqbal"
Goongi Ho Gai Aaj kuch Zuban kehty kehty,
Hichkicha Gya Main khud ko Musalman kehty kehty,
Ye baat Nahi k Muj ko us Par yaqeen Nahi,
Bas Dar Gya khud ko saheb-e-Imaan kehty kehty,
Tofeq Na hoi Mujhy Ek waqt ki Namaz ki,
Aur Chup Hoa Moazan Aazaan kehty kehty,
Kisi kafir Ne jo Poocha k ye kia Hay Maheena,
Sharam se pani pani hoa Main Ramzan kehty kehty,
Mere SHELF Main Gard ne Atki kitaab ka Jo Poocha,
Main Garh Gya Zameen Main Quran kehty kehty,
Ye sun k Chup sadh Li "IQBAL" Us Ne,
Yoon laga jese ruk gaya ho mujhay Hewaan kehty kehty_
Goongi Ho Gai Aaj kuch Zuban kehty kehty,
Hichkicha Gya Main khud ko Musalman kehty kehty,
Ye baat Nahi k Muj ko us Par yaqeen Nahi,
Bas Dar Gya khud ko saheb-e-Imaan kehty kehty,
Tofeq Na hoi Mujhy Ek waqt ki Namaz ki,
Aur Chup Hoa Moazan Aazaan kehty kehty,
Kisi kafir Ne jo Poocha k ye kia Hay Maheena,
Sharam se pani pani hoa Main Ramzan kehty kehty,
Mere SHELF Main Gard ne Atki kitaab ka Jo Poocha,
Main Garh Gya Zameen Main Quran kehty kehty,
Ye sun k Chup sadh Li "IQBAL" Us Ne,
Yoon laga jese ruk gaya ho mujhay Hewaan kehty kehty_
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Pathan ko raste me 1 charagh mila.
Utha k saf kia to 1 Jin nikla or kaha k wo uski 3 khuwahish puri karega.
Pathan: Humko esa Naswar do jo khatam na ho.
Achanak 1 naswar ka packet aageya.
Pathan ne thori si naswar nikali to utni naswar or aagai.
Jin: Baqi 2 khuwahish?
Pathan: esa 2 Packet or de do!
Utha k saf kia to 1 Jin nikla or kaha k wo uski 3 khuwahish puri karega.
Pathan: Humko esa Naswar do jo khatam na ho.
Achanak 1 naswar ka packet aageya.
Pathan ne thori si naswar nikali to utni naswar or aagai.
Jin: Baqi 2 khuwahish?
Pathan: esa 2 Packet or de do!
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Child: What is Pakistani Politics?
Father: I run the home so I am government,
Your Mom is Opposition,
Our Maid is Working Class,
We all look after You,
So you are People
&
Your Younger Brother is Future,
This is Pakistan Politics.
At Night Boy Heard his Brother Crying as his Nappy was Dirty.
Boy went to Mother, She was Sleeping,
Then he went to Maid's Room,
Where he Saw his Father Having sex With Her Maid.
He Went Back to Sleep, Next Day Boy to Father:
Now I Understand Pakistani Politics clearly,
Government is fcuking Working Class
&
Oposition is Sleping,
People are Ignored
&
Future is in Deep ****
Father: I run the home so I am government,
Your Mom is Opposition,
Our Maid is Working Class,
We all look after You,
So you are People
&
Your Younger Brother is Future,
This is Pakistan Politics.
At Night Boy Heard his Brother Crying as his Nappy was Dirty.
Boy went to Mother, She was Sleeping,
Then he went to Maid's Room,
Where he Saw his Father Having sex With Her Maid.
He Went Back to Sleep, Next Day Boy to Father:
Now I Understand Pakistani Politics clearly,
Government is fcuking Working Class
&
Oposition is Sleping,
People are Ignored
&
Future is in Deep ****
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An old rather fat, retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake.
He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room.
He's soon going at it as well as he can for a chubby guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing?'
The prostitute replies, 'Well, old sailor, you're doing about three knots.'
'Three knots?' he asks. 'What's that supposed to mean?'
She says, 'You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back'.
He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room.
He's soon going at it as well as he can for a chubby guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing?'
The prostitute replies, 'Well, old sailor, you're doing about three knots.'
'Three knots?' he asks. 'What's that supposed to mean?'
She says, 'You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back'.
Three Feelings:
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and
Panic is when both are pregnant.
---------- Post added at 03:17 AM ---------- Previous post was at 03:16 AM ----------
Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and
Panic is when both are pregnant.
---------- Post added at 03:17 AM ---------- Previous post was at 03:16 AM ----------
Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman
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Larka Achanak Larki ko Dekh Ker Kehta hai:
Lafz Tere, Geet Mere,
Ghazal Koi Sunaon kya?
Larki: Haath Mere, Gaal Tere,
Kaan K Neechy Bajaun kya?
Lafz Tere, Geet Mere,
Ghazal Koi Sunaon kya?
Larki: Haath Mere, Gaal Tere,
Kaan K Neechy Bajaun kya?
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