SMS Thread!!

[dexter]

Mainay jo apni girlfriend ko kaha parday me raha karo jaan,

Us ne POLICE ko keh dia my boyfriend is directly to TALIBAN

 

[dexter]

Ab to Karachi k halat bhi COUNTER STRIKE game ki tarha hogaye hen FARAZ,

Kya pata kahan se awaz ajae ' FIRE IN THE HOLE ' .
Dhoom tr tr tr dhuzz dhuzz
SECTOR CLEAR ;-P

 

[rosemary]

Waqt ki Lamhe Parinde ban ke udjayenge,
Par yado ki Nishani chod jayenge., Dost bante he or bante jayenge
Par aap sa DOST hum kahase payenge
Antique piece he mera...

 

[Moin91]

Ab to Karachi k halat bhi COUNTER STRIKE game ki tarha hogaye hen FARAZ,

Kya pata kahan se awaz ajae ' FIRE IN THE HOLE ' .
Dhoom tr tr tr dhuzz dhuzz
SECTOR CLEAR ;-P

bhai ab tu waqai mein halaat aisay hi ho gae hain karachi ki.... kal 1 banday k marne k baad 40 banday aur marr gaye....

 

[True_Pakistan_Zindabad]

Ab to Karachi k halat bhi COUNTER STRIKE game ki tarha hogaye hen FARAZ,

Kya pata kahan se awaz ajae ' FIRE IN THE HOLE ' .
Dhoom tr tr tr dhuzz dhuzz
SECTOR CLEAR ;-P

Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2

 

[dexter]

Mulk me sailab or target killings urooj per he or hamare sadar ko doron se fursat nhi !!

 

[WaghaBorder]

Mulk me sailab or target killings urooj per he or hamare sadar ko doron se fursat nhi !!

After your constitutional ammendments, your PM is the new CEO of pakistan. Curse your PM and not Zardari Sahab.

 

[Moin91]

After your constitutional ammendments, your PM is the new CEO of pakistan. Curse your PM and not Zardari Sahab.

hahaha.. you dont know.... Gillani, Zardari ki marzi k baghair ek qadam bhi nahi utha sakta...

 

[Xeric]

Train chal pari 2 Pathan bari taizi se bhagte huy aa rahe the

Aik ne himat ki or taiz dor kr train ko pakarne me kamyab hogia

Logo ne tareef ki.

WahG, bari himmat hai apki kaha jana hai apko or khana kharaba jis ko jana tha wo to reh gaya hum to charhane aya tha

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And guys, let's keep the 'discussion' out of here.

 

[Xeric]

Couple HoneyMoon guzar kr train me barey romantic mood me..
Wife : janu sar me dard ho rha hai..
Husband barey mood me mathey pr kiss krta hai..
Wife : janu aram aa gaya muje apki kiss se!
Wife thori dair baad..
Janu bazoo me b dard ho rha hai..
Husband bazo pe kiss krta hai..
Wife kehti hai,
Janu aaram aa gaya!

An old woman sitting infront of them moved ahead nd asked,
"Way puttar ! Bawaseer da elaj v kr lenda ain ?"

 

[Patriot]

Couple HoneyMoon guzar kr train me barey romantic mood me..
Wife : janu sar me dard ho rha hai..
Husband barey mood me mathey pr kiss krta hai..
Wife : janu aram aa gaya muje apki kiss se!
Wife thori dair baad..
Janu bazoo me b dard ho rha hai..
Husband bazo pe kiss krta hai..
Wife kehti hai,
Janu aaram aa gaya!

An old woman sitting infront of them moved ahead nd asked,
"Way puttar ! Bawaseer da elaj v kr lenda ain ?"

 

[Tiger Awan]

2 batiyon key bap ko un ki shadi key liye paison ki zarorat hai. Agar ap madad karna chahtey hain to 5 bar apna balance check karien

 

[rosemary]

Nutty Truth:
If women ruled the world, there would be no Wars...







It would be just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other!!

 

[True_Pakistan_Zindabad]

Nutty Truth:
If women ruled the world, there would be no Wars...







It would be just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other!!

Lots of war hungry women in history

 

[Xeric]

Telling a lie is a sin for a child, fault for an adult ,an art for a lover,a profession for a lawyer, a requirement for a politician, a management for a boss, an accomplishment for a bachelor, an excuse for a subordinate and a MATTER OF SURVIVAL for a married man...!!!