SMS Thread!!

[game over]

ZARDARI AND CO

paise kamane ka niya tareeka in se seekhe, bycott SMS to kick zerdari arse..

 

[rosemary]

Jab nagme nahi likhe jate, jab paigam nahi bheje jate, Ye mat samajhna hum bhoolgaye aapko, Khayal to aata hain aapka, bus alfaz nahi mil paate...

 

[FlyingEagle]

Kernal, Gul khan sa:

"Ya tumhari gun ni maa ha maa"

Gul Khan: G janab.

kernal 2nd pathan sa (Pointing towards his gun) "Ya kaya hay?"

Second Pathan: Ya Gul khan ki maa hay maa.

Regards,
FE

 

[Durrak]

Kernal, Gul khan sa:

"Ya tumhari gun ni maa ha maa"

Gul Khan: G janab.

kernal 2nd pathan sa (Pointing towards his gun) "Ya kaya hay?"

Second Pathan: Ya Gul khan ki maa hay maa.

Regards,
FE

 

[Durrak]

AEY kash tu b sunta kbhi ahato'n ki goonj!!

tu bhi meri trhan kbhi dhundta mjhe ...!!

 

[FlyingEagle]

Teacher: fill in the blank

"900 chohy kha k bili ______ chali"

Student: "900 chohy kha k bili thomak thomak chali"

Tacher: kaan pakar lo itna asan jawab ni ata.

Student: Sir ya to ma ap ka dil rakhny ko kah raha tha asal ma to 900 chohy kha k bili chal hi ni saky gi........

Regards,
FE

 

[kugga]

Agar mobile Pakistan mein bna kartey tou uss mein yeh msg templates hotey

1. Beyghairat call kar

2. Cigarette laita hua aaeen

3. Date par hoon, abi msg na kar

4. Yaar kisi bachi ka number tou send kar

5. Balance hai tou thora sa share kar

6. Bkwaas band kar...

7. Kameeney ....! mar gya tha kiya??

8. Oye..! , light aa rahi hai??

9. Usko buri nazar sey na daikh, Bhabi hai teri

10. Yaar bachi naraaz hogai..

 

[kugga]

Dil ki tanhaai ko awaaz bna laitey hain
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Bijli jb jaati hai chaarpai chat pay bicha laitey hain...

 

[kugga]

In
Student
Life
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We
Can't
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Attention..

 

[kugga]

Question. University mein larkion k kitney naam hotey hain??
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Ans. Sirf chaar

1. Meri wali
2. Teri wali
3. Meri Bhabi
4. Teri bhabi................

 

[kugga]

Hum apni bey-basi kisi ko nahi btaaein gay Faraz
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Ooper likha tou hai kisi ko nahi btaaein gay..

 

[Xeric]

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?



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It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins!

 

[Xeric]

Sheikh suba utha to dekha k biwi mar gai hai
Jaldi se kitchn me gya aur beti k galay lag k rone lga or bola
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1bande ka Nashta kam banana

 

[Xeric]

Never ask
for a hug
Jus take it

Never ask
Do U Luv me
Say I Luv u

Never say I
Can't live widout u
Say I live 4 u

U've been trained
now go and FLIRT

 

[rosemary]

Agar manzil ko pana hai to himmat rakhna, Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar rakhna, Agar hamesha muskurana ho to BRUSH AUR PASTE RAKHNA....