SMS Thread!!

[Abu Zolfiqar]

Agar Pakistan KiAwaam Ko AqalHoti To Kya Hota?

.Fazal-ur-Rehmanksi School KaChowkidar Hota.

.Ch.BrothersKheton Me Tractor Chalaty.

.Shireen RehmanKoi beauty parlour chalati.

.Shaikh Rasheed Bus Driver Hota.

.Nawaz Sharif Arbiyon K Oont Charata.

.Zardari Amrikiyon KKutty Nehlata.

.Gilani NationalBank Ka Gun man Hota.

.Rehman Malik BusMe Manjan Bechta.

aur

.Ye SMS BhejnyWala.Prime Minister OfPakistan hota

Jaago.!?.Pakistaniyo,

what about Imran Khan & ''Altaf bhai''

 

[Salik]

Karachi kay halaat par aik SMS...


Pant shirt pehno to
PATHAN maray ga..

Shalwar Qamiz pehno to
MQM maray gi..

Chaddi Banyaan pehno to
TALIBAN maray ga...

Kuch na Pehno to
AWAM maregi..


..(,")/
.<).) Bori theek
...L L rahay gi...

Wear leaves and animal skin. This is what people do in stone age.

 

[Xeric]

EID MUBARAK...

From Pakistan Railway..

"Always on Time" :p

 

[farhan_9909]

3 log dunya ma aisay ha jo musalman bhi ha pr hajj ni kr sakyte

number #1

Zardari
kyon k aik haji khud ko pathar nhii maar sakta

#2
Altaf bhai

kyon k hajj phone pr nhii hoti

third

NAwaz sharif

Koi insan corers payse laga kr sir pr chand baal laga lay pirr wo hajj k liye apna sarr ganja sakta

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i got a msg about indian independence

bt i am afraid that i might get banned for sharing it

if i wont than sharing that msg with you people would be very nice

 

[Xeric]

Especially for Abu dear:

1 pathan py cycle chori ka ilzam tha bt sabot na hony ki wja sy court ny bri kr dia.
Jaty huay pathan judge sy:
"No agha cycle zama sho bia"

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BETA:Abu men apni shadi pr sheela ko bulon ga
BAP:Ni AWAIS QADRI ay ga
DADA:Q behs krty ho Jb 2no 1 jitny pesay lety hen To sheela hi aay gi!...",

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Nikley hum duniya ki bheer main toh pata chala...
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K har wo shakhs udaas hy jis ne m0nday se phr job p jana hy.

 

[Xeric]

Obama said:
If there is a single dollar in ur pockt thn
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Convrt it into pakistani curency nd
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Buy a pepsi of rs. 65
Te 20 rupe de pakory v le lena..

 

[Xeric]

Aaj kal k halaat aisay han faraz
Jo apnay ghar pohnch gaya wo sikandar
Aur jo na pohncha wo bori k andar..

 

[Xeric]

Karachi ke halat ko dekhtay hue zubaida apa ne naya totka jari kar diya hai
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"ap sab apne sath ek bori lekar jaya karen, jaisay he firing ho ap bori pehan kr road per lait jayen... Apko chiipa safely apke ghar pohncha degi".

 

[S.M.R]

Me ne MOLVI sahab se pucha mobile ki ZAKAT kya hai?

Bole kuch nahi bas kuch faqiro ko SMS ker do,To maine kar dia,
Aap mat karna faqir pe zkat farz nahi hai.

 

[xiangni]

The first to know about conditions

 

[laiqs@mi]

Pathano k gaon main nadi par bridge banaya gaya

Builder nay kaha: bohot acha ho gaya

pahta : han je pehle dhop main tair kar nadi par karna parta tha.......ab nadi k nechey chaon main par karei gay....

 

[laiqs@mi]

adults SMS
only 18+ can read this massage.
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ALLAH ke waste next election main vote kisi insan ke bache ko dena.

 

[S.M.R]

Eik Aadmi Masjid Se Bohat Khush Khush Wapis Aaya,
Dost Nay Khushi Ki Waja Pochi,
Aadmi: Molvi Sb Keh Rahay Thai, Qiamat K Din Har Raz Se Parda Utha Dia Jaye Ga.
Dost: Tu Phir
Aadmi: Iss Ka Matlab Hai Ye Bhi Pata Chal Jaye Ga K "KIS NAY KAHA THA K PEPSI 65 KI KER DO"

 

[mitth]

Sheikhs pair said:
"If there is a single dollar in ur pocket then
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convert it into Pakistani currency and
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buy a pepsi of Rs.65:-D
te 20 rupy de pakory v la lena.:- "

 

[Salik]

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Kaun Banega Crorepati final question.



Kis ne kaha tha Pepsi 65 ki ker do?


A: Bush Senior.................B: Afzal Khan Rambo

C: Wasim Akram...............D: Pata nai