SMS Thread!!

[AkhandIndia]

हिंदी की कक्षा में एक विद्यार्थी ने दूसरे से पूछा: गाली की परिभाषा बताओ? तो दूसरे विद्यार्थी ने जवाब दिया: ... ... . . . अत्यधिक क्रोध आने पर शारिरिक रुप से हिंसा न करते हुये , मौखिक रुप से की गई हिंसात्मक कार्यवाही के लिए चयनित शब्दों का वह समूह जिसके उच्चारण के पश्चात मन को गहन शांति का अनुभव होता है , उसे हम गाली कहते हैं।..

it deserves to be an awesome sms

 

[KHIte]

हिंदी की कक्षा में एक विद्यार्थी ने दूसरे से पूछा: गाली की परिभाषा बताओ? तो दूसरे विद्यार्थी ने जवाब दिया: ... ... . . . अत्यधिक क्रोध आने पर शारिरिक रुप से हिंसा न करते हुये , मौखिक रुप से की गई हिंसात्मक कार्यवाही के लिए चयनित शब्दों का वह समूह जिसके उच्चारण के पश्चात मन को गहन शांति का अनुभव होता है , उसे हम गाली कहते हैं।..

it deserves to be an awesome sms

is this hindi forum???

 

[destinationdelhi]

without love days are
Without Love -- dayz are
"Sadday,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
thirstday,
frightday,
shatterday...

 

[RoYaL~GuJJaR]

Some one asked God: What is the difference between God,Allah,Ishwar & WaheGuru?

He replied: The same as in Mom, Ammi, Maa & Bebe.

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*Real Truth:-

Toot jata hai gareebi me wo rishta jo sabse khas hota hai.....

Aur Hazaro rishte ban jate hai jab paisa aadmi k pas hota hai..!!

Its Real..

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"Zindgi ka sach"

Ek garib subah jaldi ghar se pet bharne ke liye nikalta hai...

AUR

Ek Ameer pet kam karne k liye..

.......Strange but true..!

 

[destinationdelhi]

Easiest way to die...
1.Have a ciger daily u'll
die 10 years early.
2.have dinks daily u'll
die 30 years earlly.
3.but love a girl truely
u'll die daily....
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[RoYaL~GuJJaR]

Easiest way to die...
1.Have a ciger daily u'll
die 10 years early.
2.have dinks daily u'll
die 30 years earlly.
3.but love a girl truely
u'll die daily....
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Can't agree more.......

 

[destinationdelhi]

I believe that God above, Created you for me to love,
He picked you out from all the rest, Coz He knew I would love you the best

 

[destinationdelhi]

Hello! What's wrong with your mobile Tried so many times but it says"The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart"!!

 

[destinationdelhi]

"Life isn't counted by the number of breaths you take,
it's counted by the number of times your breath is taken away"
You're breathtaking

 

[Abu Zolfiqar]

no hindi script or language allowed here....it's pointless to post things which nobody in this forum understands

 

[Jango]

Some one asked God: What is the difference between God,Allah,Ishwar & WaheGuru?

He replied: The same as in Mom, Ammi, Maa & Bebe.

Kindly dont post things like these, it is a bit offensive to us, according to the kalma, Allah is the alone authority and has no offspring or Parents, so I request you to be careful next time.

 

[Salik]

.
.
Banned eid messages:


1. Kurbani ki khaalen Al-Qaeda kay pass jama karwain.

2. Eid manain Taliban kay sung.

3. Tamam khud kush hamla aavron ko aakhri eid mubarak.

 

[Punjabbi Munda]

once Rajnikanth participated in Kaun Banega Crorepati...and the computer needed a lifeline to ask a question
__________________________
Height of customer care...





Swiss bank to open ATM at Tihar jail

 

[Xeric]

Ideal Wife:
JANU . .
Aaj tmhari GF raat stay krny aa rhi hai na?
Me ny fridge mn cake bana kr rakh diya hai & fruit salad bhi bana di ha.
Condoms side table ki draz mai hain.
Me bachon ko ly kr ammi k han ja rhi hoon. Kal sham tk aa jaon gi.
Tum fikar na krna..
LoLz
MEN's WISHES
Dreams On.....

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Our Parents Taught Us D Meaning of
"APPLE" And "BLACKBERRY" !!!
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.
.
.
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.
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Now We are Teaching Them the FEATURES of
"APPLE" and "BLACKBERRY"

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Dozakh me kuch log masti kr rhy thy
1 frishte ne pucha ye kon log hen jo yahn bhi aish kr rhy hn
frishta:foji hain kambakhat kahin bhi adjust ho jaty hen

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1970,
dulha sochta tha jahez me radio mil jay,
.
1980,
cycle
.
1990,
bike
.
2000,
car
.
2011,
bas bina boyfriend wali dulhan dedo baki ma kma k khud kr loon ga.

 

[Xeric]

Teacher:apna adrs btao mjhe tmhare abu se milna parey ga?
Studnt:sIr liyari makan n0 320,
w0 uske samne 1 white clr ki hiroof h0gi hiroof . Uske braber me Bori ki shop Hogi B0ri hoti hy naa sir BORI....
Sir: :-/ aray bs bs pagal me tou bs ase hi pouch raha Tha..
;-)