SMS Thread!!

[killeragent]

Sardar English ke paper mai fail ho gaya,He did the english Translation like this...

1: May aam admi nahi hun...''I m not a Mango man''

2: Sarda aur Garma fruits hain...''Colda and Hota are fruits''

3: Mujhe bhi English aati hai...'' English comes to me also''

4: 2 aur 2 barabar 4...''Give and Give is equal to 4''

5: Mera tauluq haripur hazara se hai...''I m belong to Green pur thousanda''!

Seriously



People are so dumb and ignorants that they target one community/religion. really shame.

I mean people would yell if this was original post.


Musalman English ke paper mai fail ho gaya,He did the english Translation like this...

1: May aam admi nahi hun...''I m not a Mango man''

2: Sarda aur Garma fruits hain...''Colda and Hota are fruits''

3: Mujhe bhi English aati hai...'' English comes to me also''

4: 2 aur 2 barabar 4...''Give and Give is equal to 4''

5: Mera tauluq haripur hazara se hai...''I m belong to Green pur thousanda"

---------- Post added at 01:54 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:52 PM ----------

PATHAN Ny 1 Bacha Aghwa kiya
Or kaghaz Pe Ye Likh K Bachy Pe Chipkaya:
10 Lakh Kal Subah Pul K Neechy Pohncha 2!
Or Bachy Ko Ghar Wapis Bhejh Diya
2sry Din Wo Pul K Nechy Gaya Tu
Usy Paisy Mil Gaye
Or
7 kaghaz Pe Likha Tha:
Khuda Qasam
Paise Ka Gham Nhi,
Gham Is Baat Ka
Hy K
PATHAN Ne PATHAN Ko Loota!

Here comes another dude...Targeting Pathans...Sigh

Surprise this Guy Xeric is elected as "Think tank"

Indeed forum is going to drains

 

[Abu Zolfiqar]

its all just jokes, man! nobody takes it personally except ppl like u

 

[killeragent]

its all just jokes, man! nobody takes it personally except ppl like u

Really??
Fact is that jokes are always made on minority population(sardars, pathans, Baniyan ,Pandits(small castes/ group among hindus) )

So as you DEAF guys can't hear voice of low amplitude, you assume it easily NO ONE TAKES IT PERSONALLY.

Tell me if no one takes it personally, than why these joke's aren't targeted to at larger Groups??


Indeed ,senses aren't proportional to time spent/posts made on this forum.

 

[Abu Zolfiqar]

I'm a Pathan myself

 

[killeragent]

I'm a Pathan myself

Thats sad part on yourself, mostly stereotyped as Dumb/small brain. Because of which great martial history has gone in drains.

 

[Abu Zolfiqar]

 

[killeragent]

 

[Abu Zolfiqar]

 

[killeragent]

I took this new's seriously, can't endanger my life.

 

[Abu Zolfiqar]

so when was i working with you? I dont even know you; were you that random chai wala who used to come late, stoned?

 

[Salik]

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Wife: Aaj sunday hai, khana hum banaen gay


Shohar: KHABARDAR khana mein hi banaon ga

 

[Xeric]

Agar Pakistan KiAwaam Ko AqalHoti To Kya Hota?

.Fazal-ur-Rehmanksi School KaChowkidar Hota.

.Ch.BrothersKheton Me Tractor Chalaty.

.Shireen RehmanKoi beauty parlour chalati.

.Shaikh Rasheed Bus Driver Hota.

.Nawaz Sharif Arbiyon K Oont Charata.

.Zardari Amrikiyon KKutty Nehlata.

.Gilani NationalBank Ka Gun man Hota.

.Rehman Malik BusMe Manjan Bechta.

aur

.Ye SMS BhejnyWala.Prime Minister OfPakistan hota

Jaago.!?.Pakistaniyo,

 

[S.M.R]

Really??
Fact is that jokes are always made on minority population(sardars, pathans, Baniyan ,Pandits(small castes/ group among hindus) )

So as you DEAF guys can't hear voice of low amplitude, you assume it easily NO ONE TAKES IT PERSONALLY.

Tell me if no one takes it personally, than why these joke's aren't targeted to at larger Groups??


Indeed ,senses aren't proportional to time spent/posts made on this forum.

siks might be minority in india but pathans are not. Btw the above joke i heard was about sikh. Xeric changed it to pathan.


Sikh saw a message on wall "parhnay wala pagal ka bacha"

He got offended and wiped the message and wrote "likhnay wala pagal ka bacha"

 

[S.M.R]

Fitra aap ki jaan ka sadqa hai...

Apnay fitray ki raqam sirf PPP, MQM aur ANP ko dain..

Kion keh sirf inhi say app ki jaan ko khatra hai..

---------- Post added at 02:07 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:06 PM ----------

Agar Pakistan KiAwaam Ko AqalHoti To Kya Hota?

.Fazal-ur-Rehmanksi School KaChowkidar Hota.

.Ch.BrothersKheton Me Tractor Chalaty.

.Shireen RehmanKoi beauty parlour chalati.

.Shaikh Rasheed Bus Driver Hota.

.Nawaz Sharif Arbiyon K Oont Charata.

.Zardari Amrikiyon KKutty Nehlata.

.Gilani NationalBank Ka Gun man Hota.

.Rehman Malik BusMe Manjan Bechta.

aur

.Ye SMS BhejnyWala.Prime Minister OfPakistan hota

Jaago.!?.Pakistaniyo,

Sir jee, pehlay aap khud to Jaag jaen kwhaab say...

 

[S.M.R]

Karachi kay halaat par aik SMS...


Pant shirt pehno to
PATHAN maray ga..

Shalwar Qamiz pehno to
MQM maray gi..

Chaddi Banyaan pehno to
TALIBAN maray ga...

Kuch na Pehno to
AWAM maregi..


..(,")/
.<).) Bori theek
...L L rahay gi...