SMS Thread!!

[Hyde]

Boy and Girl of class 2 asked teacher: "Can kids of our age have kids"

Teacher replied: "No Never!!"

Boy said to girl: "See i told you not to worry!!!"

 

[Xeric]

Meera ki flight me tabiyat kharab ho gai to Air hostess ne pocha:

"R U Sick suffering from fever?"

meera replied
"No, No ! I'm Musalman and Suffering from Lahore

 

[Hyde]

Meera ki flight me tabiyat kharab ho gai to Air hostess ne pocha:

"R U Sick suffering from fever?"

meera replied
"No, No ! I'm Musalman and Suffering from Lahore

she was right, she was right, she was right
Her English is just extra cool, you need oxford dictionary (written in Urdu bazar lahore) to understand it

 

[Xeric]

Qayamat k Din jab Farishty Sab Se kahain ge apne apne Gunah Paper Par likho,to Sab Gunah likh Rahy hun ge,

K Achanak aik Awaz aye gi.!



EXTRA SHEET KHAPPAY.

 

[Hyde]

Qayamat k Din jab Farishty Sab Se kahain ge apne apne Gunah Paper Par likho,to Sab Gunah likh Rahy hun ge,

K Achanak aik Awaz aye gi.!



EXTRA SHEET KHAPPAY.

now don't say its Zardari

 

[Moin91]

Boy and Girl of class 2 asked teacher: "Can kids of our age have kids"

Teacher replied: "No Never!!"

Boy said to girl: "See i told you not to worry!!!"

Bara kameena bacha hy ye...

 

[Xeric]

Agar Mobile PAKISTAN me bana kartay to Us me yeh Templates hotay:

1.Beghairat call kar

2.Cigarette leta hua ayin

3.Date par hun,abi msg na kar.

4.Yar kisi bachi ka numbr to de

5.Balance hai to thora sa share maardey.

6. Bakwas band kr...!

7.kaminay....! mar gya tha kia...

8.oye! Lite aa gai hai?

9.Us ko buri nazr se na dekh, bhabi hai teri.

10.Yar bachi naraz hogai ek do pappu c ghazlien to bhej.

11. Abi call na kro jaan ammi sath hain.




So true!

 

[H2O3C4Nitrogen]

SON: Abu Abu dekhain meri teacher kitni Pyari hein...
DAD: Beta Buri Bat..! Teacher Maa ki jaga hoti he...
Son: Abu ap ko to bus apni hi pari hoti he ..!

 

[H2O3C4Nitrogen]

Dosto se bichar kar ye haqeekat khuli Faraz
Kanjjraan nal wa wa ronuk lagi rendi C..

 

[Xeric]

1Choza sherni se! Darling I Love U

Sherni: abay singl pasli k,Tu ne apni Jaan, body, Height dekhi hai ?

Choza: sab choro Jan-e-man,
Sirf Confidence dekh

 

[H2O3C4Nitrogen]

Aik ____ ki shadi thi
ghar walo ne sharart me Shadi ki raat , kamray me biwi ki bjai us ke bahi ko bitha dia.
____ ne jab ghooghat uthaya to khushi se bola , Walah ..!!! Insan ka agar niyat saaf ho , to Khuda sab kuch deta he ..

 

[rosemary]

Actual Meaning of morning is More+Inning , Means one more inning given by God to Play N Win. So very Gud Morning, have a lovely winning Day!

 

[Hasnain2009]

Teacher: Kal tum absent kyun thay?

Student: Sir gril frnd se milnay agya tha.

Teacher: Kiss liye?

Student: Yes sir, bohat liye.

 

[Hasnain2009]

Kid: Mom wht is sex.

mom got tensed but explained everything 2 him nervously.

Kid: but mom how will i write this whole process in this small box of Admission Form.

 

[Xeric]

Kal B SMS zinda tha

Aaj B SMS zinda hay

Tum kitne tax lagao gay

Har mobile se SMS nikle ga

Nara-e-SMS
Jiye SMS

(".)/'
>))
_/ \_
SMS Khapay Khapay Khapay

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And guys, can w
e tone it down a bit