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Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall
Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!
It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS
I have a confession to make
ever since I met u its been hard for me to 4get u
every night I see u in my dreams
and find myself shouting
GHOST GHOST !!!
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall
Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!
It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS
I have a confession to make
ever since I met u its been hard for me to 4get u
every night I see u in my dreams
and find myself shouting
GHOST GHOST !!!
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Sachi Muhabbat
One day a boy went to a park and find another boy with a beautiful girl.
Next day he saw the same boy with another one
Next day he saw the same boy with another beautiful girl
same went on for weeks
MORAL : Boys are consistent, though Girls will change
One day a boy went to a park and find another boy with a beautiful girl.
Next day he saw the same boy with another one
Next day he saw the same boy with another beautiful girl
same went on for weeks
MORAL : Boys are consistent, though Girls will change
Hyde
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Ek Aadmi Cycle chalaty aur gungunaty howe kahin ja raha tha rasty mein ek Aurat se takra betha.
Aurat chilla kar boli "Break nahi maar sakty thy kia ??? "
Aadmi herat se... "Pora cycle mar deya abhi break mar kar kia faida."
Ek Aadmi Cycle chalaty aur gungunaty howe kahin ja raha tha rasty mein ek Aurat se takra betha.
Aurat chilla kar boli "Break nahi maar sakty thy kia ??? "
Aadmi herat se... "Pora cycle mar deya abhi break mar kar kia faida."
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Saqi sharab peene dai masjid mai beth kar ya wo jagah bata jahan khuda nahin
GHALIB
masjid khuda ka ghar hai peene ki jagah nahi kafir k dil mai ja wahan khuda nahi
IQBAL
kafir k dil se aya hon mai ye dekh kar khuda mojood hai wahan magar use pata nahi
FARAZ
GHALIB
masjid khuda ka ghar hai peene ki jagah nahi kafir k dil mai ja wahan khuda nahi
IQBAL
kafir k dil se aya hon mai ye dekh kar khuda mojood hai wahan magar use pata nahi
FARAZ
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ATTITUDE IS WHAT LIFE IS ALL ABOUT..........
1.SOLDIER:SIR,WE ARE SURROUNDED FROM ALL SIDES BY ENEMIES.
MAJOR:EXCELLENT! WE CAN ATTACK IN ANY DIRECTION.
2.EVERY ONE KNOWS ABOUT ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL, WHO INVENTED THE TELEPHONE, BUT HE NEVER MADE A CALL TO HIS FAMILY. BECAUSE, HIS WIFE AND DAUGHTER WERE DEAF. THAT'S LIFE "LIVE FOR OTHERS".
3.LIFE IS NOT ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ACT TRUE TO YOUR FACE........IT'S ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO REMAIN TRUE BEHIND YOUR BACK.
4.IF AN EGG IS BROKEN BY AN OUTSIDE FORCE......A LIFE ENDS. IF AN EGG BREAKS FROM WITHIN.....LIFE BEGINS. GREAT THINGS ALWAYS BEGIN FROM WITHIN.
5.IT'S BETTER TO LOSE YOUR EGO TO THE ONE YOU LOVE, THAN TO LOSE THE ONE YOU LOVE BECAUSE OF EGO.
1.SOLDIER:SIR,WE ARE SURROUNDED FROM ALL SIDES BY ENEMIES.
MAJOR:EXCELLENT! WE CAN ATTACK IN ANY DIRECTION.
2.EVERY ONE KNOWS ABOUT ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL, WHO INVENTED THE TELEPHONE, BUT HE NEVER MADE A CALL TO HIS FAMILY. BECAUSE, HIS WIFE AND DAUGHTER WERE DEAF. THAT'S LIFE "LIVE FOR OTHERS".
3.LIFE IS NOT ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ACT TRUE TO YOUR FACE........IT'S ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO REMAIN TRUE BEHIND YOUR BACK.
4.IF AN EGG IS BROKEN BY AN OUTSIDE FORCE......A LIFE ENDS. IF AN EGG BREAKS FROM WITHIN.....LIFE BEGINS. GREAT THINGS ALWAYS BEGIN FROM WITHIN.
5.IT'S BETTER TO LOSE YOUR EGO TO THE ONE YOU LOVE, THAN TO LOSE THE ONE YOU LOVE BECAUSE OF EGO.
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One day a Hindu man is going home after a visit to a temple. Along the way, he comes across some pathans who realise he is a Hindu and corner him.
They threaten him to accept Islam or else. He gets very nervous and says, "how should I accept Islam", one of them says "recite the kalma", the Hindu man says, "but I do not know it, if you will tell me I will recite it".
The Pathan looks at him and says, "Khana Kharab, even I don't know the kalma, it would be best if you go home now".
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ECG if u go out with wife
/l__,-.__/\_,_,-.
ECG if u go out with girlfriend
_/l_/l_/l_/l_/\_/\_
ECG if wife catches u with girlfriend…
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They threaten him to accept Islam or else. He gets very nervous and says, "how should I accept Islam", one of them says "recite the kalma", the Hindu man says, "but I do not know it, if you will tell me I will recite it".
The Pathan looks at him and says, "Khana Kharab, even I don't know the kalma, it would be best if you go home now".
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ECG if u go out with wife
/l__,-.__/\_,_,-.
ECG if u go out with girlfriend
_/l_/l_/l_/l_/\_/\_
ECG if wife catches u with girlfriend…
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