SMS Thread!!

[Xeric]

1 memon suba utha to dekha k biwi mar gai hai jaldi se kitchen me gaya aur beti k galay lag k ronay laga or bola
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1 banday ka nashta kam banana.

 

[Xeric]

Ladki Wale : Hame Aisa Ladka Chahiye

Jo Kuchh Khata-Pita Na Ho

Aur Kuch Galat Kaam Na Karta Ho

Pandit : Aisa Ladka To Apko ICU Ke Emergency Ward Me Hi Milega

 

[Xeric]

Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest and peace so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for You!!

 

[Xeric]

Polio team drwazy pe
aai...
Pthan:"Begum bandooq or cartoos kahan hain?"; Polioteam bhagi..
Pechay se pthan ne awaz di:"Ruko yara ye to mere bacho k naam hain"

 

[Hyde]

Sargodha (Pakistan) main 1 bacha (baby) paida howa jis ka wait 15KG thaa

15 dinon ke baad uska weight barh ker 150KG ho gaya

Allah ki qudrat hai lakin yeh sach hai










































































(bacha majj da si)

Majj = Buffalo

 

[Hyde]

Kanjoos Memon

Kanjoos apne bacho se: jo raat ko khana nhe khaega usay 5 rs dunga.

Bachay 5 ,5 Rs le kar so gaye

Subah kanjoos bola : Ab jo 5rs dega usay nashta milega

 

[Areesh]

I want faraz poetry in this thread. SMS thread is incomplete without faraz poetry.

 

[Xeric]

Aim in life should b 654321

Shoked?
6-Six digit salary
5-Five working days
4-Four wheeler vehicle
3-Three bedroom flat
2-Two cute children
1-One sweetheart

 

[Xeric]

A man's sad story:
Last week was my b'day. My wife dint wish me, my kids dint.
I went fr work, my frnds dint wish.
I enterd my cabin
My P.A. said HAPPY B'DAY SIR,
I felt special. She askd me fr lunch.
Aftr lunch she invitd me to her house, der she said 'do u mind if I go into the bedrum fr a min? Ok i said nervously. She came out a fEw mins later wid a large cake. Followed by my wife, kids n frnds n i was waitng fr her. Sittng on d couch without clothes

 

[Xeric]

Dimagh Insani Jism ka Sub Se Important Hissa Hy,
Ye Sal k 365 Dino k 24 Ghantey Beydar Rehta Hy,
Or Ye Aap ki Paidaish k 7 Hi kam Shuro kar Deta Hy,
or Tab Tak Kam karta Rehta Hy,,
Jab Tak
Aap Shadi Nahi Kar Laite,,!

 

[Xeric]

A super store hired a MEMON salesman.
Sales increased alot.
Boss decided 2 meet the new salesman & went 2 superstore.
Salesman was selling a fishing rod 2 a customer.
Boss stayed at a distance & watched the dealing.
Salesman ne fishing rod bech di.
Customer asked,"kitne rupay?"
salesman said,"800"
ye keh kr salesman customer k shoes dekh kr bola,"itne expensive shoes pehen kr fishing krengy?u must buy Sports shoes."
now he said,"dhoop main bethna parayga,u must buy a cap." then he said,"machli pakarny k liye kafi wait krna paryga,must buy some eatables,wafer,biscuits."
Now he said,"machli pakr kr rakhengy kahan?Buy this Rs.100 basket."
Now the total bill is Rs. 2000/-
Boss khushi se bola,"wo fishing rod lene aya tha aur tum ne itna kuch bech dia.very Good!"
Salesman said,"sir wo admi to 'ALWAYS ULTRA' pads kharidne aAya tha,BV k liye.maine kaha ' 4 din tu ghar pr kia karyga, JAA MACHLI PAKAR


FTW!

 

[Xeric]

Good news

!!Samandri tofan karachi mae anay wala tha k light chali gai...


Bechara tofan Andherae mae rasta bhatak gaya!!

Or hum sub bach gaye....

KESC KHAPPAY!!

 

[Hyde]

with all due respect to my Sikh friends,

Ticket

Banta Singh happened to be in a queue at a railway
station ticket counter with two men ahead of him.
'Ek Punjab Mail dena.' demanded the man in front.
He was given a ticket. 'Ek Punjab Mail dena.'
the second man asked & was handed a ticket.
Then came the turn of Banta Singh, 'Ek Punjab female dena!'
'What do u mean by Punjab female?' asked the clerk.
'It is for my wife' replied Banta Singh

 

[Evil Flare]

Polio team drwazy pe
aai...
Pthan:"Begum bandooq or cartoos kahan hain?"; Polioteam bhagi..
Pechay se pthan ne awaz di:"Ruko yara ye to mere bacho k naam hain"

 

[Evil Flare]

A man's sad story:
Last week was my b'day. My wife dint wish me, my kids dint.
I went fr work, my frnds dint wish.
I enterd my cabin
My P.A. said HAPPY B'DAY SIR,
I felt special. She askd me fr lunch.
Aftr lunch she invitd me to her house, der she said 'do u mind if I go into the bedrum fr a min? Ok i said nervously. She came out a fEw mins later wid a large cake. Followed by my wife, kids n frnds n i was waitng fr her. Sittng on d couch without clothes