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[arsalan667]

"Arz kia hai"
"Irshad-Irshad"

"Zameen"Se"Uthi"
"Falak"pe"Chaa"gai,"



Wah wah wah

"Zameen"Se"Uthi"
"Falak"pe"Chaa"gai,"


Oye" Bazar" Bhagoo"Cheeni" aGaye.

 

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"PASHTO"
"shaiRi"

Dagha Repeater zama fire da 32 bore, "Faraz"

Laka Dushman dagha ((DuZzz, DuZzz)) wala wai wai wala wai. . . !!

 

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SARDAR k ghar chor aagya SARDAR ne dekha to Chor bhaga,

SARDAR bhagta bhagta chor sy b agay nikal gya
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SARDAR:Aik tay chori utto saday nal raisan...

 

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Bomb blast mai 2 afraad halaak ho gaye,

mernay k bad b un ki ungliyaan hilti rahein,
investigation sy pta chala k aik k pas ufone aur dosray k pas zong

 

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Chor 1 Ghar Mein Chori Karne Gaya,
Tijori Par Likha Tha..
" TIJORI KO TORNE KI ZARURAT NAHI,
440 No. LAGAO AUR SAMNE WALA LAAL BUTTON DABAO,
TIJORI KHUL JAYEGI "
Jaise hi button dabya alarm bja aur POLICE agai.
Jate waqt CHOR malik se bola..?
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"AAJ MERA INSANIYAT SE Aaitabaar UTH GAYA"

 

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Pathan Passport bnwany gya,

Clerk: NIC do, Pathan ne biwi ka NIC dia.
Clerk: Biwi ka nahi apna do.

Pathan: Kal to hmko bola tha K..
"NADRA" ka ly kr aao.

 

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Ek Sheikh dOctOr k pas gya or bOla
k ghar ja kr mareez check krne
k kitne paise Lo ge?
DoctOr:300 rupay
Sheikh:Chalein DoctOr sahb
Doctor ny car nkali or sheikh k sath chal pra
Ghar pohnche tO Doctor ne pucha k mareez kahan ha?
Sheikh: Mareez kOi nhi ha
Taxi wala 500 rupay mai ja rha ta or Ap 300 mai a gy

 

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Aj kal Molvi b 2 Qism k ho gaye hain


1 Banda Bus me 1 Molvi ko deikh kr darty darty pochta hy



Molvi sab,

ap
Darood waalay ho
ya
Barood waalay...

 

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Reporter:
Hakumat Ne Sawat Mutasareen Ki Bohat Help Ki.
Khana, Pani, Kapre, Camp. Sab Kuch Diya.

Pathan: Khak madad Kya? NASWAAR To Bheja Nai...!!!

 

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Are PATHANs fools?

1. A Fool Can't Make An Atomic Bomb
Abdul Qadir Khan Did It.

2. A Fool Can't Win Cricket World Cups
Imran Khan & Yunas Khan Did It.

3. A Fool Can't Fly A Jet
Saba Khan, the First Female Pilot In Pakistan Air Force, Did It.

4. A Fool Can't Go to Space
Abdul Ahad Momand (With His Russian Collegues in 1988) Talked In Pashto to His Mother from Space.

5. A Fool Can't Write 13 Books, And Become Symbol Of National Recognition & Pride Over The World
Ahmed Faraz Did It.

6. A Fool Can't be A Squash Champion
Hashim Khan Jahangir & Janshir khan Are Champions.

7. A Fool Can't Create A Country
Ahmad Shah Durrani (Afghanistan) Did It.

8. Fools Can't Rule A Film Industry
The Khans Of Bollywood Do it.

9. Fools Can't Defeat a Super Power
The Pathans Did It.

Now who is fool?
The Pathans?
Or the one forwarding pointless jokes against them?

Think!

 

[Xeeshan]

کچھ تے دنیا داری رکھ
کچھ تے دوستی یاری رکھ
کال تے تو کریندا نئیں
ایس ایم ایس تے جاری رکھ
جے اگر ایس ایم ایس نئیں لکھنا آندا
مس کال تے ماری رکھ
مس کال واستے بیلنس نئیں تے
پھر کسی فقیر نال یاری رکھ

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Brain Iz Da Most outstanding Object In Da World. It Function 24 Hrz A Day & 365 Dayz A Year, Rite frm Time V R Born. Stops Only Wen

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Enter Examination Hall :p

 

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"AZAAN, dunya men her waqt gonjny wali awaz"

Fajr ki azaan ka aghaz Indonesia se shuru hokar Samatra or Malaya pohcta hy. Sirinagar or Sialkot me Fajr ki azan ka waqt ek hi hy, bad men Quetta or Karachi ka hy. Fajr ki azan Behr-e-Oqyanoos pohachne tk Indonesia men Zuhr ki azan ka waqt ho jata hy. Kurra-e-arz per 1 second b aisa nhi guzrta jb Azaan na ho rahi ho.

Subhan ALLAH

 

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FUNNY TRUTHS:

-Having 1 child makes you a parent, but having 2 makes you a refree..

-Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right and the other is always
Husband..

-You can't buy Love but you pay Heavily for it..

-My wife and I always compromise,
I admit I am wrong and she agrees with me..

-Ladies first, Pretty ladies sooner..

-They call our Language the Mother Tongue because the Father never get chance to speak...!

 

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Berlin,Germany k 4 intihaai intelligent doctors ki team is baat per research ker rahi thi k agar insaan ka dimagh nikal liya jaye tu kia hoga?
Unho ne apne 1 sathi doctor John Pheonix ka intekhab kia.
Jab uska dimagh nikal ker hosh me laya gaya to wo kehne laga,

"Dagha da Naswaar da raora"