You're not serious!
Yes, these are all official Hindi names:
CRICKET : Gol guttam lakad battam de danadan pratiyogita
TABLE TENNIS : Lakdi ke phalak shetra pe le takaatak de takaatak
LAWN TENNIS : Harit Ghaas par le tada tad, de tada tad
LIGHT BULB : Vidyut Prakashak Kanch golak
TIE : Kanth Langoti
MATCH BOX : Ragdampatti Agni Utpaadan Peti
TRAFFIC SIGNAL : Aavat Jaavat Suchak Jhandaa
TEA : Dugdh Jal Mishrit Sharkara Yukt Parvatiya(pahaadi) Booti
TRAIN : Sahasra Chakra Louh Path Gaamini
ALL ROUTE PASS : Yatr Tatr Sarvatr Gaman Aagya Patr
RAILWAY SIGNAL : Louh path gaamini aawagaman suchak yantra
BUTTON : Ast Vyast Vastra Niyantrak
MOSQUITO : Gunjanhaari Manav Rakt Pipasu Jeev
BALL: Kanduken
FOOTBALL: Pad Kanduken
VOLLEYBALL: Hast Kanduken
CIGARETTE: Dhumrapan Dandika
I cant recall the name for PISTOL which is: something something something something something something something something something something something something Visphotak Yantra.