DG ISPR press conference

[Thinker3]

I still don't think the people on this thread, or many others for that matter, have truly realized the significance of this press conference and what it means.

What does this mean?

 

[RIP Pak LAW]

kyoee in se Shahbaz Gill aur Azam Swati ka be question kerlein

 

[Goritoes]

ISI = Intelligence Se Ijtenaab

 

[newb3e]

kyoee in se Shahbaz Gill aur Azam Swati ka be question kerlein

not alloooood!!!

 

[Zarvan]

No please no. Somebody make them realize that it's too late. They have lost the narrative and they have completely lost the plot. This press conference will do far more damage then bring out anything good.

 

[Goritoes]

DGISPR : Gen Bajwa puri raat Mia Khalifa se Khilafat pe baat ker rahe the, un ki unthak mehnaat ka aap sab ne yeh Sila dia ?

DGISPR : Pakistan ke Wafi tar mafaad mai hum ne Biryani ki plate se ek Boti kam kerdi , 2 Aaloo aur 4 Botiyaan ek muthi chawal pe hum Mulk chala rahe hain.

DGISPR : Apni Salary se Paise Journalists ko bhej rahe hai.

DGISPR : Asre Shereen Wale ki 15 Lac ki Qurbani ka Janwaar sab dekhne jaate hai, Lakin Humari Qurbani kisi ko Nazar nai Ati.

DGISPR : Siachen pe duty kerte hai, itne Baraf hoti hai Wahan, lakin Haji Qamar ki Qasam aaj tak ek Gola Ganda bana ker nai khaya aur na baicha.

DGISPR : Hera Pheri 1 mai Babu Rao aur Kabira ki guftogo ke audio recording maujood hai, Waqt aane pe release karen gay.

DGISPR : Imran khan se Asaal Ikhtelaaf yeh hai ke woh Dosro ki Biwiyon ko dekhta hai aur Apni biwi niqaab mai hoti hai, esa thori hota hai.

DGISPR : Hum ne Imran khan ko kaha tha, itna powder aur Gel laga ker Washington mat jao, Lakin woh mana hi nai.

DGISPR : Mera Jism Meri Wardi, aur aap sab ki kutte wale Kardi.

DGISPR : Lakhon logo ka khoon paseen aur Paisa laga ker DHA banaya hai, Ab usko khaali chor ker tu nai jaa sakte, Awaam ko kia mun dekhayen gay ?

DGISPR : Awaam se Guzarish hai ke apni Duaaon mai Yaad rakhen, Waise zaroorat nai hai lakin phir bhi.

DGISPR : Ayub Khan Marte Marte Marshall law Auto pe laga gaye the, hum ko Auto se Hatana nai ata.

DGISPR : Ager humai Hakoomat ki zaroorat pari tu Article 420 ke Tehet hum unki help le sakte hai, waise apke bhai ko kisi ki zaroorat nai.

DGISPR : Imran Khan ko itni bhi aqaal nai hai ke October ka maheena chal raha hai aur March ki call de di, ab ese Insaan ko Leader kese maane ?

DGISPR : Gen Bajwa ko Pentagon se Extension ki offer ayi thi, lakin Pakistan ki khatir thukra di, Ab kia bache ki jaan lo gay?

DGISPR : Ager hum itne hi bure hai tu humai elect hi kyun kerten hai ? ( Laugh's in silent )

DGISPR : Ager hum itne bure hote tu kia Aunty ko bata te ke unka dupatta darwaze mai aya hua hai ?

DGISPR : Mulk ke Halaat dekh ker GHQ mai Maula Jutt ki screening multawi ker di.

DGISPR : Humai tu aaj tak samjh nai aya ke, Why this Kulaweri D ?

DGISPR : Imran Khan raat ke andeere mai GHQ ki bell baja ker bhaag jata tha.

DGISPR : #Blacklivesmatter

DGISPR : Kis ma ke puttar ne mere Twitter ki ID ka password change kara ? hakoomat ko chaiye action le.

DGISPR : Imran Khan BBQ Party mai sirf phone pe bachi se baaten kerta rehta hai, aur hum botiyan lagaen aur koyle dehkaen ?

DGISPR : Shiren Mazaari ne Saba ban ker Qamar Bajwa se 50 Rupee ka Balance dalwaya, aur Baad mai block ker dia, ab ese karen gay tu gussa tu aye ga hi.

 

[LicencetoKill]

DG, Why NRO2 was given to corrupt elite like Nawaz, zardari and Kayani ?

 

[TheDarkKnight]

I still don't think the people on this thread, or many others for that matter, have truly realized the significance of this press conference and what it means.

What are your thoughts?

 

[newb3e]

What are your thoughts?

waqt aney peh bataya jai gaa!!

saccchiii muccchiiii!!!!

or awaam may itni intelligence nai keh they understand the significance of this PC!!!

easy!

 

[Mentee]

Last emotional appeal and then martial law incoming.

Almost nobody fears the Almighty in this country but u.n sanctions wrecking havoc on overseas businesses- ------- otherwise we'd have turned into Burma long ago

 

[Acetic Acid]

 

[newb3e]

Whose fine idea was it to bring the DG ISI on TV and embarrass himself like this?

In logon ko qasam say bilkul aqal nhn aaj kal.

sir jab paani suur sey guzar jaata hai toh hath paon toh chalanay partay hain naa!!!

 

[Acetic Acid]

Jaldi karo Uncle

https://twitter.com/x/status/1585529900806578178

 

[Ghessan]

they are under political pressure, admitting army intervention into political affairs.
First DG ISI admit and stated that they have given up their role into politics.

then DG ISPR said: they did blunders in the past, the institution will not intervene in political matters anymore.

and absolutely wrong when he said fingers were raised on institution, people raise finger on certain people within institution.

 

[teX]

Lol
Every mna was sleeping one night, and suddenly woke up and went to parliament to vote against then govt, including govt allies
How cute