DGISPR : Gen Bajwa puri raat Mia Khalifa se Khilafat pe baat ker rahe the, un ki unthak mehnaat ka aap sab ne yeh Sila dia ?
DGISPR : Pakistan ke Wafi tar mafaad mai hum ne Biryani ki plate se ek Boti kam kerdi , 2 Aaloo aur 4 Botiyaan ek muthi chawal pe hum Mulk chala rahe hain.
DGISPR : Apni Salary se Paise Journalists ko bhej rahe hai.
DGISPR : Asre Shereen Wale ki 15 Lac ki Qurbani ka Janwaar sab dekhne jaate hai, Lakin Humari Qurbani kisi ko Nazar nai Ati.
DGISPR : Siachen pe duty kerte hai, itne Baraf hoti hai Wahan, lakin Haji Qamar ki Qasam aaj tak ek Gola Ganda bana ker nai khaya aur na baicha.
DGISPR : Hera Pheri 1 mai Babu Rao aur Kabira ki guftogo ke audio recording maujood hai, Waqt aane pe release karen gay.
DGISPR : Imran khan se Asaal Ikhtelaaf yeh hai ke woh Dosro ki Biwiyon ko dekhta hai aur Apni biwi niqaab mai hoti hai, esa thori hota hai.
DGISPR : Hum ne Imran khan ko kaha tha, itna powder aur Gel laga ker Washington mat jao, Lakin woh mana hi nai.
DGISPR : Mera Jism Meri Wardi, aur aap sab ki kutte wale Kardi.
DGISPR : Lakhon logo ka khoon paseen aur Paisa laga ker DHA banaya hai, Ab usko khaali chor ker tu nai jaa sakte, Awaam ko kia mun dekhayen gay ?
DGISPR : Awaam se Guzarish hai ke apni Duaaon mai Yaad rakhen, Waise zaroorat nai hai lakin phir bhi.
DGISPR : Ayub Khan Marte Marte Marshall law Auto pe laga gaye the, hum ko Auto se Hatana nai ata.
DGISPR : Ager humai Hakoomat ki zaroorat pari tu Article 420 ke Tehet hum unki help le sakte hai, waise apke bhai ko kisi ki zaroorat nai.
DGISPR : Imran Khan ko itni bhi aqaal nai hai ke October ka maheena chal raha hai aur March ki call de di, ab ese Insaan ko Leader kese maane ?
DGISPR : Gen Bajwa ko Pentagon se Extension ki offer ayi thi, lakin Pakistan ki khatir thukra di, Ab kia bache ki jaan lo gay?
DGISPR : Ager hum itne hi bure hai tu humai elect hi kyun kerten hai ? ( Laugh's in silent )
DGISPR : Ager hum itne bure hote tu kia Aunty ko bata te ke unka dupatta darwaze mai aya hua hai ?
DGISPR : Mulk ke Halaat dekh ker GHQ mai Maula Jutt ki screening multawi ker di.
DGISPR : Humai tu aaj tak samjh nai aya ke, Why this Kulaweri D ?
DGISPR : Imran Khan raat ke andeere mai GHQ ki bell baja ker bhaag jata tha.
DGISPR : #Blacklivesmatter
DGISPR : Kis ma ke puttar ne mere Twitter ki ID ka password change kara ? hakoomat ko chaiye action le.
DGISPR : Imran Khan BBQ Party mai sirf phone pe bachi se baaten kerta rehta hai, aur hum botiyan lagaen aur koyle dehkaen ?
DGISPR : Shiren Mazaari ne Saba ban ker Qamar Bajwa se 50 Rupee ka Balance dalwaya, aur Baad mai block ker dia, ab ese karen gay tu gussa tu aye ga hi.