That must be his asylum application
Dear Manmohan Singh ,
As a citizen of the world I beg , to submit my application and beg again , as its what I am good it that you humbly accept the amount of 1 Million Dollars for my Asylum Application.
Since as you know Indian Custom officers were looking at my suit case filled with cash with envy and were looking at every opportunity to steel from this humble beggar - I had to hide my real intentions under the disguise of a donation. But rest assured the money is for my Asylum Application as we talked about over the Black Berry Messenger , I don`t trust local telephone lines anymore specially not since information leaked out of the last Cricket World Cup favors we did , Gilani is never careful.
The humble amount , collected by yours truly beggar #1 can be used in any way for betterment of
your political ambitions - you can even give it back to me x 10 on my birth day. I beg however that you provide me special privileges India and setup safe heaven for my family
I recently applied to Caneeeeda , but they refused my application saying that the computer crashes due to heavy corruption list that gets generated , I think that is a pure plot by my haters who have entered inappropriate charges with interpool. The Caneeedian gov however has stated that if I fighter the charges in their courts they may consider my application - to which I say India is my new home
I have already tried the Saudis but they said last time I stole their Golden Vase from palace
Kingdom and put my face sticker on that and sold it to my fans but it undersold by few millions
Thank you ,
Zardari "the HUMBLE Begar"
PS: There are few corruption charges but they are politically motivated nothing proved