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Amazingly Hilarious!Another Incredible Essay On Trump As US President
Recently, London-based Economist Intelligence Unit (EIU) placed the prospect of a Donald Trump Presidency on the same pedestal as the prospect of Jihadi Terrorism destabilising the global economy, after analysing the “risks” either one possessed. Even a UK exit out of EU was deemed less catastrophic. Though, in all honesty, predictions like these are more than compensated for `when one takes into account all of His Trumpness’s greatness that the world shall be infused with, just six months into his Presidency.
After taking the Presidential Oath of Office with his left hand on a copy of ‘TRUMP: The Art of The Deal’, Donald Trump shall purge USA of all the belligerent States who did not vote for him in the Finals of The Apprentice (sorry! The Presidential Election), by “firing” them. He shall then swiftly move onto dealing with increasing poverty by making it compulsory for all Americans to abide by Trump’s 2007 Bestseller ‘Think Big and Kick *** in Business and Life’. Gun violence shall also be halted completely as everyone shall be given access to a gun after Trump realises that problem lay in the fact that only bad guys carried guns. Gun sales shall be seen to boost GDP by 7% in just six months.
Done dealing with threats at home base, Trump shall move onto threats closer to home i.e. illegal migrants from Mexico. In just six months, over 11 million undocumented migrants shall express gratitude on being deported to Mexico even if they didn’t come from Mexico in the first place. Turns out, First Lady, Melania Trump is mistakenly deported too. Unfortunately, Trump realises that most of the workforce he would have required to build “The Wall” are gone but, nevertheless, are replaceable with Pure Americans, which in turn shall also boost the local economy.
With his eyes set on improving American Economy as well as re-establishing USA as a Superpower (everyone will agree that Obama was no good), Trump shall return the entire manufacturing base back to the USA after impressing leaders of countries like China and Bangladesh utilising his negotiation skills. Stellar negotiations with the Measles Virus shall also put off the necessity for MMR vaccines. As for the ISIS, since an unrelenting, islamophobic Western leader is more dangerous than all Western countries combined, Trump shall take it upon himself to become the Saviour of such countries, by making himself the sole target of the ISIS as opposed to multiple targets. He shall also be successfully in keeping the ISIS busy by continuously, magically dodging their threats. Trump shall also uncover Global Warming as a massive conspiracy created by greedy Polar Bears and Penguins.
In just six months, an awed UN Committee will agree that the USA is the best country. If this is the progress in just six months, imagine four more years and a re-election. American shall be reborn as a stronger and inspirational world leader in values under President Trump. America shall be great again. God shall have blessed America.
@Levina @Joe Shearer @anant_s @jbgt90
How do you rate the essay? Is written by my daughter which got 2nd prize in a competition.
She is a 2nd year student at a NLU. My views and hers are always in opposite!!
Hope nothing to do with #speak gourmetGrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Kisi din Sach me mile toh dikhaoongi mithooo ko kaise treat Kiya tha.
LolHope nothing to do with #speak gourmet
No idea.PS Masterchef Australia new season is back from Monday and there is an Indian contender Nidhi getting some rave reviews from Marco Pierre White. Cant wait!!
It's someone name "YaNagi E Kishin " and name stamp down it, can't say it's a Japanese or Chinese character.@Musafir117 can you translate it ?
@Armstrong I can't seem to get my response to post in that other thread. Or here.
I must be triggering something, but I have no idea what considering there was nothing bad in my response.
Yeah I figured that as much...I kept getting alerts and then error !
Sorry. I tried somewhere between 5 and well, I lost count after five times.
Can you see the one above^
If you mean your previous 2 posts...then yes !
Nope. I meant the invisible one where I responded to you and Xenon!!!
I logged out and sure enough, despite me changing it, it's still not posting... and there's nothing wrong with it.
No bad language, no naughtiness, nothing