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[Kim Philby]

Another Incredible Essay On Trump As US President


Recently, London-based Economist Intelligence Unit (EIU) placed the prospect of a Donald Trump Presidency on the same pedestal as the prospect of Jihadi Terrorism destabilising the global economy, after analysing the “risks” either one possessed. Even a UK exit out of EU was deemed less catastrophic. Though, in all honesty, predictions like these are more than compensated for `when one takes into account all of His Trumpness’s greatness that the world shall be infused with, just six months into his Presidency.

After taking the Presidential Oath of Office with his left hand on a copy of ‘TRUMP: The Art of The Deal’, Donald Trump shall purge USA of all the belligerent States who did not vote for him in the Finals of The Apprentice (sorry! The Presidential Election), by “firing” them. He shall then swiftly move onto dealing with increasing poverty by making it compulsory for all Americans to abide by Trump’s 2007 Bestseller ‘Think Big and Kick *** in Business and Life’. Gun violence shall also be halted completely as everyone shall be given access to a gun after Trump realises that problem lay in the fact that only bad guys carried guns. Gun sales shall be seen to boost GDP by 7% in just six months.

Done dealing with threats at home base, Trump shall move onto threats closer to home i.e. illegal migrants from Mexico. In just six months, over 11 million undocumented migrants shall express gratitude on being deported to Mexico even if they didn’t come from Mexico in the first place. Turns out, First Lady, Melania Trump is mistakenly deported too. Unfortunately, Trump realises that most of the workforce he would have required to build “The Wall” are gone but, nevertheless, are replaceable with Pure Americans, which in turn shall also boost the local economy.

With his eyes set on improving American Economy as well as re-establishing USA as a Superpower (everyone will agree that Obama was no good), Trump shall return the entire manufacturing base back to the USA after impressing leaders of countries like China and Bangladesh utilising his negotiation skills. Stellar negotiations with the Measles Virus shall also put off the necessity for MMR vaccines. As for the ISIS, since an unrelenting, islamophobic Western leader is more dangerous than all Western countries combined, Trump shall take it upon himself to become the Saviour of such countries, by making himself the sole target of the ISIS as opposed to multiple targets. He shall also be successfully in keeping the ISIS busy by continuously, magically dodging their threats. Trump shall also uncover Global Warming as a massive conspiracy created by greedy Polar Bears and Penguins.

In just six months, an awed UN Committee will agree that the USA is the best country. If this is the progress in just six months, imagine four more years and a re-election. American shall be reborn as a stronger and inspirational world leader in values under President Trump. America shall be great again. God shall have blessed America.

@Levina @Joe Shearer @anant_s @jbgt90

How do you rate the essay? Is written by my daughter which got 2nd prize in a competition.

 

[Freyja]

Both !

Work work along with assignments !

So you aren't a fulltime PDF troll? Where do you work?

Tomorrow I'm gonna be playing football !

What position? Hmm, it takes a special kind of weird to want to be a goal keeper, having other people kick stuff at your face for a living, and you are a special kind of weird... hmm? Yeah I've got no idea.

 

[Joe Shearer]

Another Incredible Essay On Trump As US President


Recently, London-based Economist Intelligence Unit (EIU) placed the prospect of a Donald Trump Presidency on the same pedestal as the prospect of Jihadi Terrorism destabilising the global economy, after analysing the “risks” either one possessed. Even a UK exit out of EU was deemed less catastrophic. Though, in all honesty, predictions like these are more than compensated for `when one takes into account all of His Trumpness’s greatness that the world shall be infused with, just six months into his Presidency.

After taking the Presidential Oath of Office with his left hand on a copy of ‘TRUMP: The Art of The Deal’, Donald Trump shall purge USA of all the belligerent States who did not vote for him in the Finals of The Apprentice (sorry! The Presidential Election), by “firing” them. He shall then swiftly move onto dealing with increasing poverty by making it compulsory for all Americans to abide by Trump’s 2007 Bestseller ‘Think Big and Kick *** in Business and Life’. Gun violence shall also be halted completely as everyone shall be given access to a gun after Trump realises that problem lay in the fact that only bad guys carried guns. Gun sales shall be seen to boost GDP by 7% in just six months.

Done dealing with threats at home base, Trump shall move onto threats closer to home i.e. illegal migrants from Mexico. In just six months, over 11 million undocumented migrants shall express gratitude on being deported to Mexico even if they didn’t come from Mexico in the first place. Turns out, First Lady, Melania Trump is mistakenly deported too. Unfortunately, Trump realises that most of the workforce he would have required to build “The Wall” are gone but, nevertheless, are replaceable with Pure Americans, which in turn shall also boost the local economy.

With his eyes set on improving American Economy as well as re-establishing USA as a Superpower (everyone will agree that Obama was no good), Trump shall return the entire manufacturing base back to the USA after impressing leaders of countries like China and Bangladesh utilising his negotiation skills. Stellar negotiations with the Measles Virus shall also put off the necessity for MMR vaccines. As for the ISIS, since an unrelenting, islamophobic Western leader is more dangerous than all Western countries combined, Trump shall take it upon himself to become the Saviour of such countries, by making himself the sole target of the ISIS as opposed to multiple targets. He shall also be successfully in keeping the ISIS busy by continuously, magically dodging their threats. Trump shall also uncover Global Warming as a massive conspiracy created by greedy Polar Bears and Penguins.

In just six months, an awed UN Committee will agree that the USA is the best country. If this is the progress in just six months, imagine four more years and a re-election. American shall be reborn as a stronger and inspirational world leader in values under President Trump. America shall be great again. God shall have blessed America.

@Levina @Joe Shearer @anant_s @jbgt90

How do you rate the essay? Is written by my daughter which got 2nd prize in a competition.

Second prize? Racist bloody judges! It should have got the first ten places.

 

[Kim Philby]

Second prize? Racist bloody judges! It should have got the first ten places.

She is a 2nd year student at a NLU. My views and hers are always in opposite!!

 

[Armstrong]

So you aren't a fulltime PDF troll? Where do you work?

Full time student studying for a postgraduate degree in business and a part time troll !

Plus I do the odd part time job on campus to pay for all them takeaways !

What position? Hmm, it takes a special kind of weird to want to be a goal keeper, having other people kick stuff at your face for a living, and you are a special kind of weird... hmm? Yeah I've got no idea.

I am a special kind of weird !

I am the best thing since someone in Italy folded a pizza and called it a calzone !

I play as a Center Mid or a Central Defensive Mid to be more precise....my range of passing is alright and I love to tackle more than I like scoring goals !

And at 5'8 I'm too short for a goalie....!

 

[Zibago]

@WAJsal @waz @haviZsultan @Irfan Baloch @Neutron
Please take care of the troll and sorry for such obsene lingo

@Armstrong ap hi uskay chawal paney ko band karwao

 

[Moon]

I woke up at 2 as well... only in the afternoon.

I love not having responsibilities

 

[Armstrong]

I love not having responsibilities

But how can you not have responsibilities... aren't you a happily married mother of 17 children ?

 

[Moon]

5'8

That's my mom's height, I'm the second shortest in my family . Sucks when your brothers have crossed the 6 feet mark

 

[Armstrong]

That's my mom's height, I'm the second shortest in my family . Sucks when your brothers have crossed the 6 feet mark

Yeah...yeah continue to rub it in that I'm a short guy !

 

[Moon]

17 children

90000*

 

[Zibago]

But how can you not have responsibilities... aren't you a happily married mother of 17 children ?

https://defence.pk/threads/steeped-...s-hidden-in-neelum.408466/page-2#post-8292280
Please ip ban him

 

[Armstrong]

90000*

What are you raising a Roman Legion or something ?

 

[Zibago]

And delete my comments