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[KillBill]

Buy 2 bullocks. Tie them up with that wooden thing (what is it called?). Light some fireworks on their tails.

phir toh sirf tumhara nahin, padosi ka bhi khet jot dengey

 

[adrenalin]

phir toh sirf tumhara nahin, padosi ka bhi khet jot dengey

To phir? Padosi kudi bhi to nazar main hai na? Free main thodei kuch karna hai

 

[adrenalin]

Mr X is in Edgware road now

 

[ptldM3]

Buy 2 bullocks. Tie them up with that wooden thing (what is it called?). Light some fireworks on their tails.

I wasn't serious about plowing fields

 

[Hyde]

Mr X is in Edgware road now

naaa naa i am here waise i have got a funny story that happened 2-3 months ago..... i was sitting in star bucks along with my cousin and having a cup of Latte. We were sitting right next to the window and could see the cars going in and out from the edgeware road. We were in a mood of fun so i started waving hands to every single car confusing them what am i doing......... anybody that stopped on that traffic light opposite star bucks i started waving hands saying hi and hello etc

and after about 30 minutes one car stopped and she down the mirror. Me or my cousin waved hands on her and she was very co-operative...... she started waving hands also started giving flying kisses and started laughing. Both of us were RED and confused what she had done........ i mean it was totally unexpected...... and then the signal lights were green and she drove the car away

probably not funny but if you were sitting there instead of me...... you would definitely have laughed for a while......with the way she responded

 

[adrenalin]

I wasn't serious about plowing fields

I know. I wasn't serious about the Bullock thing either.

 

[Hyde]

hey andraline and kill bill........ r u guyz married?

 

[adrenalin]

naaa naa i am here waise i have got a funny story that happened 2-3 months ago..... i was sitting in star bucks along with my cousin and having a cup of Latte. We were sitting right next to the window and could see the cars going in and out from the edgeware road. We were in a mood of fun so i started waving hands to every single car confusing them what am i doing......... anybody that stopped on that traffic light opposite star bucks i started waving hands saying hi and hello etc

and after about 30 minutes one car stopped and she down the mirror. Me or my cousin waved hands on her and she was very co-operative...... she started waving hands also started giving flying kisses and started laughing. Both of us were RED and confused what she had done........ i mean it was totally unexpected...... and then the signal lights were green and she drove the car away

probably not funny but if you were sitting there instead of me...... you would definitely have laughed for a while......with the way she responded

I was crossing the road once in Hounslow. I was just back from my office. While I was waiting for the signal to go RED, a car screeccchhheeedddd to a halt where I stood. I was terrified, I thought they were out of control and would run me over. Then the backdoor opened and two girls shouted something abusive at me. I was shocked.

They were desis. That shocked me more.

 

[adrenalin]

hey andraline and kill bill........ r u guyz married?

I am not, 30 and still enjoying my freedom. Parents don't live with me and I have all the necessary freedom to satisfy my most inner desires.

 

[Hyde]

I was crossing the road once in Hounslow. I was just back from my office. While I was waiting for the signal to go RED, a car screeccchhheeedddd to a halt where I stood. I was terrified, I thought they were out of control and would run me over. Then the backdoor opened and two girls shouted something abusive at me. I was shocked.

They were desis. That shocked me more.

haha this is a funny country you know........ if you see any gora....... you don't know english... start speaking punjabi and many times after Sorry waaa (what) waa waa he will start speaking punjabi with you and when you ask his background he might say i am a Sikh and my name is Gaurav or i am a Muslim and my name is Sam

 

[ptldM3]

I was crossing the road once in Hounslow. I was just back from my office. While I was waiting for the signal to go RED, a car screeccchhheeedddd to a halt where I stood. I was terrified, I thought they were out of control and would run me over. Then the backdoor opened and two girls shouted something abusive at me. I was shocked.

They were desis. That shocked me more.

i would pay to see this

 

[Hyde]

I am not, 30 and still enjoying my freedom. Parents don't live with me and I have all the necessary freedom to satisfy my most inner desires.

girl friend to phir zaror ho gi

 

[KillBill]

hey andraline and kill bill........ r u guyz married?

Nope, I am still enjoying the life of a single guy
I am staying alone in Bangalore. Keeps shuttling between Europe and India quite frequently.

 

[adrenalin]

i would pay to see this

It's embarrassing, but I purposefully did not mention one more line.
While the car drove away, I searched for a stone to throw at the god dammed car. But in UK, the roads are so clean, I could not find any.

 

[KillBill]

I am not, 30 and still enjoying my freedom. Parents don't live with me and I have all the necessary freedom to satisfy my most inner desires.

Same pinch, same pinch