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What do you even know, Jangu? I am the most talented person. Supermodels crowd outside my house. They want to sneak into my house. Some even want to sneak into my bedroom. I have to call security to drive them away. They want to pay millions to do it with me. But I say no to them. I cannot be bought with all the money in the world. Of course I'm young. In my mind, I'm still 18..and my girlfriends are 17 and half. Many of them are shy..they steal my kiss and then run away. My mailbox gets thousands of love letters everyday. One day some dudes came to my house and begged me to leave the area. Saying that because of me, they are not getting any attention from the girls. I said, politely, gentlemen, I understand your pain. I wish all of you to get magnificent girlfriends. And for that I am willing to leave this area. But the problem is, if I leave, all the girls will leave with me. I cannot stop them. It's their freedom of free movement. Do you gentlemen want to live in a place where there are no girls? They understood and apologized."Cough" "cough" A gentleman from an advanced age group such as your goodself should not be using such crass language, REIN YOURSELF IN MR MAGOO.
Here is a guy with the girl he likes. But the girl is in love with me.
And here two girls taking their chances while I am sitting in a chair.
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Thanks for the share.
I really felt for this cheetah when at 0:43 mins it twisted its foreleg as if broken.
And something I watched last night. Nice comedy.
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WOW!
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HAHAHAHAAAA MAGOO you are the man, great reply.Kudos MagooWhat do you even know, Jangu? I am the most talented person. Supermodels crowd outside my house. They want to sneak into my house. Some even want to sneak into my bedroom. I have to call security to drive them away. They want to pay millions to do it with me. But I say no to them. I cannot be bought with all the money in the world. Of course I'm young. In my mind, I'm still 18..and my girlfriends are 17 and half. Many of them are shy..they steal my kiss and then run away. My mailbox gets thousands of love letters everyday. One day some dudes came to my house and begged me to leave the area. Saying that because of me, they are not getting any attention from the girls. I said, politely, gentlemen, I understand your pain. I wish all of you to get magnificent girlfriends. And for that I am willing to leave this area. But the problem is, if I leave, all the girls will leave with me. I cannot stop them. It's their freedom of free movement. Do you gentlemen want to live in a place where there are no girls? They understood and apologized.
Here is a guy with the girl he likes. But the girl is in love with me.
And here two girls taking their chances while I am sitting in a chair.
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Ur belly is bigWhat do you even know, Jangu? I am the most talented person. Supermodels crowd outside my house. They want to sneak into my house. Some even want to sneak into my bedroom. I have to call security to drive them away. They want to pay millions to do it with me. But I say no to them. I cannot be bought with all the money in the world. Of course I'm young. In my mind, I'm still 18..and my girlfriends are 17 and half. Many of them are shy..they steal my kiss and then run away. My mailbox gets thousands of love letters everyday. One day some dudes came to my house and begged me to leave the area. Saying that because of me, they are not getting any attention from the girls. I said, politely, gentlemen, I understand your pain. I wish all of you to get magnificent girlfriends. And for that I am willing to leave this area. But the problem is, if I leave, all the girls will leave with me. I cannot stop them. It's their freedom of free movement. Do you gentlemen want to live in a place where there are no girls? They understood and apologized.
Here is a guy with the girl he likes. But the girl is in love with me.
And here two girls taking their chances while I am sitting in a chair.
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What does it means?
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Thed wada he
This guy was my fanboy....later he went astray.
Look, I went to Jummah prayer with skull cap gifted by a gf.
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Are u married?This guy was my fanboy....later he went astray.
Look, I went to Jummah prayer with skull cap gifted by a gf.
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I think its an idiom!
I am not a day laborer like you. I earn tons of money and go to luxury parties. Despite my oversized tummy, I am still the fittest person on earth. Even in my worst day, I can last in the bed with a girl longer than you will be able to do it in your best day.
I cannot get married because it will break too many hearts.
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