What model? I have E36, i'm going to upgrade to the E46, but speaking of BMW's this morning after i got my cup of coffee i see a girl walking, so i decide to roll down my window and smack here posterior, just as i do a cop parked around the corner see's me, we lock eyes, then he turns on his lights, i floor it and drift aound a corner, but the cop stays with me. I get onto the main road and about two miles down the road another cop joins the chase, it's about ten minutes into the chase and there is now about 5-6 cops chasing me, for style points i deside to pull into a parking lot to do some quick donuts, while i'm doing donuts i roll up my sunroof and give the police a one finger salute,
while i'm doing my donutes i notice a large crowd forming, they all seemed to be chearing me on. After my parking lot shenanigans i deside to get serious, so i get onto the main road and start redlining all my gears, it's then that i start to make progress, but knowing my car has superior handling i start takeing corners un tell smoke billows from my rear tires, eventually i see a parking guarage of a mall so i drift into it and park, then i get out and drink my coffee.
just like it never happend.
I know it sounds hard to beleive but i'm really that slick, some people call me the most interesting man in the world, but i tell them, i'm more than a man less than a god...naturally women want me, men want to be me, but you can't just be any fool off the street you must have class. My granfather says i get it from him; he was kgb.
This guy is a very accurate discription of me:
Stay thirsty my friends.