Think you can beat Japanese technology , Think again !

[Kompromat]

Nahin yara, who kon hai?

She is the one who's films enforced premature puberty on KRAIT.

 

[Hyperion]

She is the one who's films enforced premature puberty on KRAIT.

LMAO - Krait, what did you say to Aero today?

 

[Kompromat]

There is a Male holographic Elmo available , just confirmed from SEGA. I am buying it for Elmo

 

[Hyperion]

There is a Male holographic Elmo available , just confirmed from SEGA. I am buying it for Elmo

Awesome! Buy something for Zakii as well, he's on a banning spree nowadays - he needs to chill

 

[Mosamania]

Nope - never been out with a total desi, so don't know how to deal with the little nuances of a relationship.

For example, I know the answers to the following without using one neuron:

1. Darling do I look a little bit chubby? HELL NO BABE
2. Am I eating too much? YOU DONT SHOW A BIT
3. My as* shows too big in this dress! YOU LOOK ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS!
4. Your parents don't like a foreigner! DONT BE RIDICULOUS, THEY ADORE YOU!
5. I'm such a mess! NO WAY, I HAVE NEVER SEEN A PERSON MORE ORGANIZED
6. Aren't those shoes so cute? MEANS LETS BUY THEM RIGHT NOW
7. That bag is so functional! BUY IT, DONT ASK JUST DO IT.

Now someone with experience kindly post the desi version of something similar!

How to date a Desi?? Don't...just don't.... It is cute the first couple of weeks but then.....it is just lain god damn annoying.

F U I don't want to learn Korean or Japanese and YES I already know you know how to say a few Japanese words that you keep repeating over and over and over again ...