Think you can beat Japanese technology , Think again !

[Jade]

Milla Jovovich -> Taylor Swift -> Natasha Henstridge -> Elisha Cuthbert -> Tricia Helfer -> Rachael Taylor -> Mercedes Masohn -> Erica Durance -> Kristin Kreuk -> Crap, this list may never end... Someone make me a DNA replicator

No desi?

 

[Oldman1]

Its so hopeless to see people miss the entire point

This is nothing new. Ever seen the movie Minority report?

 

[Hyperion]

Tujh jaise tharki ke lie Aeronaut ne sahi solution diya tha, gay one. Aadmi hai ya tharak ki dukaan, sab chahiye tujhe....

Precisely why I haven't married yet!

Say the word 'commitment,' and I'll be on a different continent

 

[KRAIT]

This is soooo going to be screenshoted and posted on your Facebook

...go on my psychopath friend....just do it...

No desi?

Jab sochna hi hai to bada aur acha socho, desi par kyun atake pade ho, ye mat kehna tumhe mallika sherawat pasand hai....

This is nothing new. Ever seen the movie Minority report?

I think everyone has seen it....

 

[Kompromat]

Tujh jaise tharki ke lie Aeronaut ne sahi solution diya tha, gay one. Aadmi hai ya tharak ki dukaan, sab chahiye tujhe....

"I have plenty of women , i have plenty of weapons , i have moved every precious stone that people worshiped , my mark would be left on the world forever , my blood line shall never vanish. Hyperion"

 

[Hyperion]

No desi?

Nope - never been out with a total desi, so don't know how to deal with the little nuances of a relationship.

For example, I know the answers to the following without using one neuron:

1. Darling do I look a little bit chubby? HELL NO BABE
2. Am I eating too much? YOU DONT SHOW A BIT
3. My as* shows too big in this dress! YOU LOOK ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS!
4. Your parents don't like a foreigner! DONT BE RIDICULOUS, THEY ADORE YOU!
5. I'm such a mess! NO WAY, I HAVE NEVER SEEN A PERSON MORE ORGANIZED
6. Aren't those shoes so cute? MEANS LETS BUY THEM RIGHT NOW
7. That bag is so functional! BUY IT, DONT ASK JUST DO IT + GET MATCHING SHOES!

On top of all of the above, do yourself a favor and keep an organizer or use the calendar function on your OSX and let it auto-sync with all mobile devices: NEVER EVER FORGET ANY BIRTHDAY / ANNIVERSARY / DOGS APPOINTMENT ETC ETC

Now someone with experience kindly post the desi version of something similar!

 

[Jade]

Jab sochna hi hai to bada aur acha socho, desi par kyun atake pade ho, ye mat kehna tumhe mallika sherawat pasand hai....

Then Kate Moss for me.

 

[KRAIT]

Anyone for Monica Belluci ?

 

[Roybot]

Dude your sense of humor stinks

Thats a direct quote from Engineer Agha Waqar's twitter page. Now that I think about it, might have been a troll account.

http://www.defence.pk/forums/economy-development/199721-water-car-engineer-sues-doctor-trying-undermine-his-invention-2.html#post3262122

 

[Kompromat]

This is nothing new. Ever seen the movie Minority report?

We are fasting and you are losing mental processing power , haven't you still figured out the point of those videos

 

[Jade]

Nope - never been out with a total desi, so don't know how to deal with the little nuances of a relationship.

For example, I know the answers to the following without using one neuron:

1. Darling do I look a little bit chubby? HELL NO BABE
2. Am I eating too much? YOU DONT SHOW A BIT
3. Aren't those shoes so cute? MEANS LETS BUY THEM RIGHT NOW
4. That bag is so functional! BUY IT, DONT ASK JUST DO IT.

Now someone with experience kindly post the desi version of something similar!

Good you know some thing. I am learning. Desi is complicated than videsi

 

[Hyperion]

Anyone for Monica Belluci ?

Nahin yara, who kon hai?

 

[Jade]

Anyone for Monica Belluci ?

She is old

 

[Kompromat]

niggas lets not deviate from "holographic" babes too much

 

[Hyperion]

niggas lets not deviate from "holographic" babes too much

Aero, we're still chatting about the same holographic babes. We have just moved a level up and choosing our favorite avatars for personal holographs