So where do we meet to give you a crack at my jaw and my shrivelled gote? Wagah ok for you? Will be that part of the country a few days from now. Let me know if you can make it dada.
Since you call me son, yet talk about my advanced years, must make you a heck of an old man. About the time the testes shrink and often retract back into the inguinal canal.
There is a simple test ..... hold your testicular sac in one hand and palpate for a oval shaped lump.
If you can't feel it ..... try coughing. It should descend.
Apply warm compress and call me in the morning dadu!
Cheers, Doc
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