Sub Continent weddings

[GURU DUTT]

bhi hum ne sach main clear ker di baat un se ager un ke pass koi proof hai to leen ayee warna hum nhi manty

or wesy bhi jis kambakht ne hamari shadi karany ki koshish ki hum us ka sar tor ker kisi dosry country shift ho jay gay jahaan humy koi na janta ho

chalo jee ham bhee dekhte hain?????????????

 

[Imran Khan]

Janab jab khoobsurat haseena se nikah ki baat aayegi to rupay kya dil bhi luta doge, den ka chen aur raaton ki neend bhi. Gurudutt ji se pooch lo.
Aur party to banti hai, bachelor's to atleast.

nhi ye wrong hai hum ne kitny problem face kiye kitna ghusa kiya kitna prresure jheela tab ja ker kuch pesy banay ab haseena kya us ka baaaaap bhi a jay to hum nhi luta sakty apni halal ki kamai hoi daulat . hum dubai ja ker ayashi kery gay 1 hafta suna hai unhoon ne stock mangwa rakha hai central asia indo-pk russia west USA se

 

[JAT BALWAN]

bhi hum ne sach main clear ker di baat un se ager un ke pass koi proof hai to leen ayee warna hum nhi manty

or wesy bhi jis kambakht ne hamari shadi karany ki koshish ki hum us ka sar tor ker kisi dosry country shift ho jay gay jahaan humy koi na janta ho

Mujhe yahan par kisi sarfire aashiq ki aawaz aarahi hai....

Ye kya chakkar hai bhai ... bhabhi dhoondh rakhi hai aur hamein bataya hi nahi...

 

[Hu Jintao]

A little boy asked his father, 'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?' And the father replied, 'I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it.

 

[GURU DUTT]

Janab jab khoobsurat haseena se nikah ki baat aayegi to rupay kya dil bhi luta doge, den ka chen aur raaton ki neend bhi. Gurudutt ji se pooch lo.
Aur party to banti hai, bachelor's to atleast.

yaar mujhe kyoon badnaam kar rahe ho ?????????

 

[KRAIT]

nhi ye wrong hai hum ne kitny problem face kiye kitna ghusa kiya kitna prresure jheela tab ja ker kuch pesy banay ab haseena kya us ka baaaaap bhi a jay to hum nhi luta sakty apni halal ki kamai hoi daulat . hum dubai ja ker ayashi kery gay 1 hafta suna hai unhoon ne stock mangwa rakha hai central asia indo-pk russia west USA se

Badiya..... ye hui na baat, humein laga aap apni daulat apne bagal main rakh kar hi allah ko pyaare ho jaaoge. Acha hai , kharch karo, Dubai main kya karoge uska IDEA to mujhe lag gaya

 

[GURU DUTT]

Larkay Waley Larki Dekhne Gaye:
Larkay Ne Larki Se Pucha: Aapko KHANA BANANA Aata Hai?
Larki: Nahi Mujhe To BANANA KHANA Aata Hai

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Things in Boys Room before marriage -

Perfums,
Love Letters,
Gifts,
Laptops,
Nokia N97


After Mariage -

Pain killers,
Loan papers,
Unpaid Bills,
Nokia1100,
Zandu Baam

yaar baree daer se sayaanee sayaanee baten bata rahe ho kafee expeareance hai aapko ????????

 

[KRAIT]

yaar mujhe kyoon badnaam kar rahe ho ?????????

Gurudutt bhai aapko kya hua, fir se kisi ke khayalon main kho gaye...??? Badnaam hona nahin kehte isse...

Kabhi ishq ki galiyon main tum bhi bhatakte the, thokar lagi aur nikah ho gaya

 

[GURU DUTT]

nhi ye wrong hai hum ne kitny problem face kiye kitna ghusa kiya kitna prresure jheela tab ja ker kuch pesy banay ab haseena kya us ka baaaaap bhi a jay to hum nhi luta sakty apni halal ki kamai hoi daulat . hum dubai ja ker ayashi kery gay 1 hafta suna hai unhoon ne stock mangwa rakha hai central asia indo-pk russia west USA se

yaar jana hee hai to las vegas ya makau jao maze ke saath saath paise bhee kaee guna par jayenge ...koshish karo...jaaneeeeee

 

[Hu Jintao]

yaar baree daer se sayaanee sayaanee baten bata rahe ho kafee expeareance hai aapko ????????

4 saal phele maine apni aazadi kho di

 

[KRAIT]

yaar jana hee hai to las vegas ya makau jao maze ke saath saath paise bhee kaee guna par jayenge ...koshish karo...jaaneeeeee

Kahin sab dubon na den, fir naa biwi hogi aur na hi rupaya

 

[Hu Jintao]

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[Kalyugi Mirza]

Haha i love dancing at weddings. Thats the only place I can dance without feeling self concious. Cause pretty much everyones dancing like a retard there

i can understand your dance style now

 

[Hu Jintao]

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[Roybot]

i can understand your dance style now

Kuch der pehle aaye hote to photo bhi dekh liya hota