Sub Continent weddings

[JAT BALWAN]

How many of you are married ???

sab sale kunware saand to ho nahi... jo bechare shadi suda logon ka mazak bana rahe ho...

 

[Hu Jintao]

Shadi kernay aur mobile

kharidnay k baad aik hi baat

ka afsos hota hay kaash

thori dair aur ruk jaatay

to acha model mil jata. :p

 

[Filmmaker]

kaheen suna tha shadee se pehle biwi chandra mukhee lagtee hai shaadee ke baad sooraj mukhee & ek do calendar chapne ke baad jwaalaa mukhee

Ask Imran Bhai

 

[Imran Khan]

Ye kya naya tamasha chalu kar diyaa...

pata nahi kyon kuchh logon ko doosron ki khushi gawara hi nahi hoti....
kyun yaad dilate rahte ho kisi ko barbadiyon ka lamha....

Aur kuchh logon ko to khane ki hi pari hai... Guru bhai gam ke din aane wale hain sambhal jao...

yaar so sad wesy apas ki baat hai ab to usy bhool ja ab to us ke bachy tumhy mamo mamo keh ker bulaty hai gali main

 

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[Imran Khan]

Ask Imran Bhai

ooper waly ka lakh lakh shuker hai is mehngai ke zamany main jab apna khana peena poora nhi hota hum ne aysy ayashi nhi rakhi hoi hai .

 

[Filmmaker]

How many of you are married ???

sab sale kunware saand to ho nahi... jo bechare shadi suda logon ka mazak bana rahe ho...

 

[Imran Khan]

How many of you are married ???

sab sale kunware saand to ho nahi... jo bechare shadi suda logon ka mazak bana rahe ho...

shadi shuda or bechary ?

us wakt to lakhoon kharch ker diye thy neeli goliyoon ke carton le ayee thy ab bechary ban gay ?

 

[Hu Jintao]

My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife, you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. (like the above guys)

 

[Filmmaker]

yaar so sad wesy apas ki baat hai ab to usy bhool ja ab to us ke bachy tumhy mamo mamo keh ker bulaty hai gali main

Kyon bechare ke zakhm par namak daal raho ho

 

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[Imran Khan]

My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife, you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

i make my mind not to get marred just enjoy live free eat good buy whatever you like have so much money till last day of life wow .

 

[Hu Jintao]

Marriage ??. It is an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and women gains her masters.

 

[GURU DUTT]

is that you??????

 

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