SMS Thread!!

[Toopa]

These are really good might as well scroll through 67 pages!

 

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1 to 3 class students:
Hey! I studied everything for exam!
4 to 6 class:
That question was very hard so i left only that question!
7 to 8 class:
Read only important questions!
9 to 10 class:
I think 4 chapters r enough to get pass!
11 to 12 class:
Yar kal exam kiska hay?!
and in university:
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Oay das ta dendey aj paper c, Mere kol te pen v ni....:->:-x;->:-*

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Le jigar
3 popular larkion k Number
Bilqees Edhi
03339200068
surf excel wali daadi
03215659217
Zubaida aapa
03458525363
thnx bol k rulae ga kya pagley

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Husband's Diary :
"Now I always watch my wedding video in reverse
& I love the end when she takes the ring off, goes out, jumps into the car & returns back 2 her father's home.

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Ultimate Shock:
A boy's FB status - I'm on FB during class...
Comment from his teacher - turn to page no.50 of your book..! :p

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Ek Couple date per tha
Larkey k bap ne daikh lia
Call ki: beta kahan ho?
Larka: paper dene aya hu
Bap:zara deyhan se!
is paper ka result aya to jan se mar duga

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Orat Dr. Se: Jb b mera shohar ghar ata hy, aate hi muje peetna shuru kr deta hay.
Dr: Wo jonhi ghar aaye, tum 15 mint tak dant saaf kia kro.
Oarat kuch din bad: Dant saaf krne ka kitna fayda hay k ab mera shohar muje kuch nai kehta.
Dr. :Ye fayada dant saaf krne se nai, zuban band rekhnay se hua hay.

 

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Kehta tha mujh ko FAUJ mien bharti na krwao Maa,
Ab meray baghair Eid kesay manao gi Maa,
Sub k baitay jb aein gay eid parh k,
Tum darwazay main khari takti reh jao gi Maa,
Sewayyan jab baantney lago gi muhalay main,
Tumhari palak anson sy bheeg jaye gi Maa,
Sham tk be jb na puhanch paon ga ghar,
Teray dil ki dharkan jesay ruk c jaye gi Maa,
Eid parh k jb wapis aon ga duty py,
Tasali ye dil ko de k so jaon ga MAA,Eid ka kya hai aglay saal phir aa jaaye gi Maaan...!
"PAK FORCES"ZINDABAD

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رباعیدکی ھوسی فوجیاں دی
وڈےبوٹ تےوردی پائی ھوسی.
کوئی کھجل ھوسن وچ وانا دے
کسے رائفل گل وچ پائی ھوسی.
دل ڈبیاھوسی وچ سوچاں دے
ڈیوٹی کیھتے ساڈی لائی ھوسی.
کم ای خوش نصیب او فوجی ھوسن
جناں سجناں وچ عید منائی ھوسی.عید مبارک :
DEDICATED TO PAK ARMY

 

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Sardar:
kal me
bathrom vich gya te uthy sapp betha C
Srdarni:
hy o rabba fir tusi ki kita?
Srdar:
kuj nai me sapp nu kya"tusi karlo mera te vich e nikal gya ay.

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Height of positivity:
DOCTOR:
At ur age of 76, such active sex with a young girl could be fatal.
OLD MAN:
Fcuk it, I care a damn,
If SHE Dies-She Dies.!

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The best way to live in Karachi with Peace!
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I am pathan, my name is Altaf Husain, I speak Sindhi and live in Baloch Colony with my punjabi family..:-D

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After sex... Men have the same problem as a murderer...
What to do with the body next to me??

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Molvi sb nargis se chanda mangnay gai ,nargis boli aap to kehtay hain hamara paisa napak hay.molvi ne kaha ham is paisay se latrin banwain gay

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Apni girl friend k samne dosri larkion ko kaisy dekhain? Boy: tm ne us larki ko dekha. . . . Wo kapre usko bilkul suit nae krty. . Girl: saaly. . Tu to chahta ha k larkian kapry he na pehnain. . . . Moral- larki ne pehly he Sprite pi li the. . . .

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If a poisonous snake bites ur best friends ***. . Wht wil u do? Wil u suck the poison to save ur best friend or let him die? . . . . . . . . Ab bolo "har ek friend zaroori hota ha". . .

 

[S.M.R]

@ Dear Google,

Stop behaving like a wife...

Kindly let me complete my sentence...

before you give me your hundred suggestions...

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Sardar saw a poster at Police Station!

"2 Memon men wanted for Rape"...

Sardar: Pehn di ******, these memons always get the best Jobs...

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Teacher: Batao wo kaun say 3 Kings hain jinhon nay logon ko sub say ziada sakoon aur khushiyaan di hain?

Student:

Drin King
Smo King
Fuc King

 

[hot_mind]

Lovely days don't come to you,
you should walk to them...
Rumi ♥

 

[Bratva]

Wo ro ro k kehti rahi MUJHE tum se nafrat hai FARAZ,

par FARAZ v beghairat C, hass hass k kenda riya,

Hole Hole hojaega pyar
Baliye
hole hole hojaega pyar....

 

[hot_mind]

I have lost all my strength,
but from your power
I am able. ~

 

[hot_mind]

Faaslay Aysay Bhi Hon Ge Ye Kabhi Socha Na Tha

Saamnay Betha Tha Mere Or Wo Mera na Tha….

 

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Jin:
What Do U Want?

Boy:
A Beautifull Wife.

Jin:
If U R Muslim
I'll Give U
Mahnoor Baloch,

If U R Hindu
I"ll Give U
Kareena Kapoor
&
If U R Christian
I"ll Give U Angelina Jolie.
Whats UR Name?
Boy:
HAJI AKSHAY WILLIUM.
Jin Gave Him
"Firdous Ashiq

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Accident k bd driver ghuse me: Mene car ki head Lights on kr k btaya tha:
K pehle mje nikal jane do..
Sardar: Mene b to wiper chala k btaya tha:
"Na soneya Na"

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M0m0 to imran khan:
main tujhay iss saal wo don gi pervaiz.
Imran khan:
woh kiya maa g?
M0m0:
w0i jo awam nay zardari ko di hai.
Imran khan:
galiyan ?
M0m0 :
gali to tujhay kabhi nahi don gi imran nazir.
Imran khan :
imran nazir nahi imran khan maa g!
M0m0 :
nahi main tujhay imran khan bhi nahi don gi.
Imran khan:
maa g v0te daina hai to do wrna jao !
M0m0:
Ayi shawashay!
main tujhay v0te don gi musharaf putar!
Imran khan:
ufff.
M0m0:
chupaaay!!!

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Girl: Its too cold over here.
Boy: U want my jacket?
Girl: No, I want ur arms around me!
Boy: Pagli aisee baatain nahin karte gunah milta hai!
SUBHAN-ALLAH

 

[Abu Zolfiqar]

Jin:
What Do U Want?

Boy:
A Beautifull Wife.

Jin:
If U R Muslim
I'll Give U
Mahnoor Baloch,

If U R Hindu
I"ll Give U
Kareena Kapoor
&
If U R Christian
I"ll Give U Angelina Jolie.
Whats UR Name?
Boy:
HAJI AKSHAY WILLIUM.
Jin Gave Him
"Firdous Ashiq

that's a good one!

 

[Rafael]

1 topi bechney waala darakht ke neechey araam ker raha tha

ke achanak 1 bandar uski topiyan utha ker ley gaya

Use apney dada se suni huii kahani yaad aagayi or usney apni topi utaar ker phenk dii

1 bandar aaya, us topi ko bhi uthaaya or ek thappar maar ke bola

"tera ki khyaal ey, saada dada saanu kahaaniyaan nai sunaanda c?

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Teacher: Dunya mein sab sey ziada himmat waala kaun hai?

Student: Dhobi

Teacher: Woh kesay?

Student: Woh kisi k bhi gher jaa ker bol sakta hai

"Bibi jee ko bolo kaprey utaar ke rakhein mein aaker leta hoon"

 

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Police
Bibi Ap Bohat Bahadur Hain
Daku Ko Bohat Mara Apne
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Lady Kanpte Hue Mujhe Kya Pata Woh Daku Tha
Main to Samjhi Mera Shohar Dair Se Ghar Aaya Hy.

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Kid: mom did u see me b4 i was born?
Mom: no i didnt
Kid: then hw did u knw me its me when i was born?
Moral: Such kids grow up to become COs in PAK ARMY!

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1 Admi Apni BV K Hr Kam Me Nuqs Nikalta
Agr Wo Anda Boil Krti To Kehta Fry Krna Tha
Agr Fry Krti To Kehta K Boil krna Tha
1 Din BV ne 2no Bana lye
2no ando ko ghour se dekhne k bad bola
Tumhe aqal kb aegi
Jisko boil karna tha usko fry kr dia or jisko fry krna tha usko boil kar dia

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Ek Larke Ne Ek Khubsurat Larki Ko Cafe Main Akelay Bethe Dekha..
1 Ghanta Ghoorne K Baad Akhir Woh Larki Ki Table Par Gaya Aur Kaha:
"Kya Main App K Sath Baith Sakta Hun.?
Larki (CHILLAI):
Nhi Main Aaj Raat Tumhare Sath Nhi Guzaar Sakti..
Cafe K Sub Log Larkay Ko Dekhne Lage To Wo Sharminda Ho Gaya..
Kuch Minutes K Baad Larki Chal Kar Us Ki Table Par Gai Aur Us Say Maafi Mangi..
Aur Kaha K Main NAFSIYAT Ki Student Hun Aur Parh Rahi Hun K Log Sharminda Hone K Baad Kaisa MEHSOOS Karte Hain..
Larka (CHILLAYA):
KYA?
10 Hazaar Rupay Ek Raat K Lo Gi ?
Aur Aahista Se Kaha:
Ab MEHSOOS Kar.!

 

[Xeric]

If u run around a tree at the speed of light, there is a distant possibility of fcuking ur own self.















Or u can achieve the same result by voting PPP in the next elections....

 

[Xeric]

پروفیسر صاحب سے کسی نے پوچھا..

آپ کی اعصابی بیماری کا کیا حال ھے..؟

جواب ملا... ٹھیک ھے،

آج کل میکے گئ ھوئ ھے.

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If animals hav FB, these r most likely to b their status updates:
Cockroach: Managed to skip from sum1's foot step.. Man, I lead a dangrous lifestyle! :p
Cat: My 7th child is asking who is her dad...wat shall I tell her?? I dont even remember
Mosquito: I m HIV positive, dis is all due to wrong sucking !!! :/
Chicken: If tomorrow I m not updating my status, means I m being servd at KFC.! Luv u all <3
Octopus: I hav just refilld my ink..horray!! ^_^
Pig: Oh gosh they throw da gossip dat I m spreading flu...WTF!! :x
Goat: Frndz.. dont go out, Eid holiday is cuming :'(
pig writes a comment on goat's status: "Luckily I m haram"
| 4 likes |
Goat replies: "Dont u remembr dat aftr eid its chinese new year..?"
| 11 likes | :p

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Last nite a star said to me:
Why do u msg those people which dont miss and msg u?
I looked Up and Said:
Kaka apna kum kar..
Star ban,
Star Plus na bun..;-)

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