SMS Thread!!

[Jiya seher]

Ek Sardar Pehle Baar Mandir Jata Hai,

Aur Aik bari moorti ke Samne Aankhain band kar de Beth Jata Hai,
Itne main Pandit Wo Moorti uthata Hai,

Aur Choti Moorti Rakh Deta Hai.

Sardar Aankhain Kholta hai

Aur Choti Moorti Dekhta hai to Kehta Hai.

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Oye Chal Bade Noo Bhej.

 

[INS]

Difference between Men and Women ......!!
Men
1.. Drive to the bank, park, go to the cash dispenser
2.. Insert card
3.. Dial code and desired amount
4.. Take the cash, the card and the slip

Women
1.. Drive to the bank
2.. Engine stalled
3.. Check make-up in the mirror
4.. Apply perfume
5.. Manually check haircut
6.. Park the car - failure
7.. Park the car - failure
8.. Park the car - success
9.. Search for the card in the handbag
10.. Insert card, rejected by the machine
11.. Throw phonecard back in handbag
12.. Look for bank card
13.. Insert card
14.. Look for the chit (where secret code written) in handbag
15.. Enter code
16.. Study instructions for 2 minutes
17.. #Cancel#
18.. Re-enter code
19.. #Cancel#
20.. Call Boyfriend/husband to get correct code
21.. Enter huge amount
22.. #Error#
23.. Enter large amount
24.. #Error#
25.. Enter smaller amount
26.. Cross fingers
27.. Take cash
28.. Go back to the car
29.. Check make up in rear mirror
30.. Look for keys in handbag
31.. Start car
32.. Drive 50 meters
33.. STOP
34.. Drive back to bank machine
35.. Get out of the car
36.. Take card and ticket back from machine
37.. Go back to the car
38.. Throw card on passenger seat
39.. Throw slip on the floor
40.. Check make up in rear mirror
41.. Manually check haircut
42.. Go into roundabout - wrong way
43.. BRAKE!!
44.. Go into roundabout - right way
45.. Drive 5 kilometers
46.. Remove hand brake
47.. Stop at mall
48.. Spend money
49.. Go back to step 1

 

[Oshbaa]

Every walk of life contains ups& downs,Ropses&thorns,Stones&Mud
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Juttian pehan k phira karo

 

[Oshbaa]

Sardar travelling 1st itme in a plane going to BAHAWALPURE,while landing he shouted BAHAWALPURE;BAHAWALPURE
Airhostest said: BE SILENT,



Sardar : ok AHAWALPURE;AHAWALPURE

 

[FlyingEagle]

Rozy ma gali ni dyni chahia. Agr bht majboori ho to
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Zardari kh dy

Regards,
FE
Hamaisha Kush Raho

 

[Xeric]

( WONDERFUL CIRCLE)


CHOHA Billi say darta hay Aur
Billi kuttay say...

Kutt@ Bhairiay say darta hay
Aur
Bhairia Gainday say...

Gainda Cheetay say darta hay
Aur
Cheeta Haathi say...

Haathi Shair say darta hay
Aur
Shair Admi say...

Admi BV say darta hay
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BV
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CHOHAY say.

 

[kugga]

Rozy ma gali ni dyni chahia. Agr bht majboori ho to
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Zardari kh dy

Regards,
FE
Hamaisha Kush Raho

Is the bolded part also part of SMS??

 

[kugga]

Before criticizing someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
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That way, you will be a mile away and have their shoes.

 

[DaRk WaVe]

there are three types of engineers in this world

1)Some make wonders happen
2)Some see wonders happen
3)Others wonder WTF happened

 

[Xeric]

Teacher: BINA RUKE BATAAO

Pakistan ki National assembly ki Speaker kon Hai ?

Meenar e Pakistan Kahan Hy ?

Sutlaj Nadi ki Raftar kya Hy ?

Murghi kya Deti Hy ?

Student:
Fehmida Mirza Lahore Mai 140 KM/Hour ki Raftaar Sy Andey Deti hy.

 

[Xeric]

David and Michael were lost in the Sahara desert.
They were dying of thirst when they came upon an oasis, and there was a building which looked like a mosque.

David said to Michael: "Look, let's pretend we are Muslims, otherwise

we'll not get any food or drink. I am going to call myself "Mohammed."

Michael refused to change his name, and said: "My name is Michael, and I will not pretend to be other than but what I am!"

The Imam of the mosque received both well and asked about their names.

David said:"My name is Mohammed"

Michael said :"My name is Michael"

The Imam turned to his helpers and said:

"Please bring some food and water for Michael only."

Then he turned to the other and said: "Salaams brother Mohammed, Ramadaan Mubarak!";-):-D

 

[Pk_Thunder]

Husband ki death ke next day uski wife ne newspaper mai add dia..


Janazay mai shamil honay walay logon ka shukriya..

From:Rani..
Age: 24
Height:5'4
Gora rung
Bachay nahi hain.

 

[Pk_Thunder]

Teacher: Beta Nisar!...tum kaisay paida hue?

Nisar: Jawani janeman haseen dilruba milay to dil jawan nisar ho gaya.

 

[Pk_Thunder]

Molvi sahab taqrir mai: wo konsa waqt hoga jab bhai bhai ko,behan maa ko,**** betay ko,beta maa ko nahi pehchanay ga?


Pathan: Janab Aftari ke waqt.

 

[Pk_Thunder]

Romance ke 4 tareeqay hain..
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Sharam karo Mulq de halaath vekho te apne jabzbat wekho