Copy and own everything that Pakistan is good at.
No mercy.
We will Indianise Pakistan slowly.
All your songs will be ours.
Pakistanis on Indian forums --- Hardly any
Indians on Pakistani forums --- Many
Pakistanis copying Indian songs --- Hardly any
Indians copying Pakistani songs --- Many
Indian media's Pakistan obsession --- through the roof
Pakistan media's India obsession --- much less...more focused on domestic issues
Indian politicians telling Indians to go to Pakistan --- I've lost count...too many
Pakistani politicians telling Pakistanis to go to India --- none that I've come across so far
U guys are obsessed with us...u copy us...what can we say...we r flattered
The only thing where u guys have an edge is movies I guess. Pak's film industry had gone down the drain after the likes of Waheed Murad/Nadeem/etc. This allowed for Indian film industry to be a major source of entertainment in Pakistan.
However recently the trend is changing...Indian movies are becoming less appealing(usually shitty plot/story with over the top impossible fight scenes along with an item number of almost nude women to sell the movie). In comparison Pakistani film industry is picking up. If there is good domestic content for ppl to consume...they wouldn't have much need to look elsewhere. That was ur golden chance to try Indianising us by disseminating ur culture...if that didn't work then nothing is going to work. Do u honestly expect Pakistanis would pick up on bastardized/degraded version of their language?
...like using "fir" instead of "phir"
...or "saajish" instead of "saazish"
I can easily tell if someone is Indian or Pakistani even if they are speaking the common languages like Punjabi or Urdu/Hindi.