Hahaha; @Dillinger; mujhko yaad kiya?
a_sad miah never ceases to amuse me inspite of his dire fulminations; tossed around indiscriminately!
Actually this choice label of "Professional" hoisted on some reminds me of some other Professionals.
Back in the days; we had something known as the "Topass branch" in the IN, they were the janitors who cleaned the Heads or toilets among other cleaning chores. Now the Topasses were Professionals too; they wore uniform and could fire a weapon (the humble Lee-Enfields) and closed up during Battle Station to assigned tasks.
Later the IN abolished the Topass Branch; it was part of the streamlining and Democratization Process in the same era that Sailors' Round Caps and 'Square Rigs' gave way to Peaked Caps and Collared Shirts 'Fore and Aft Rig' like the Petty Officers. IMO a very good move it was.
@Flamingo: I found that line that he spun, incredibly amusing. That he was sparing you only because he owed Gen. Arora something !!! Was he trying to impress us? He is no Col.M.A.G. Osmany.
Or maybe he owes Gen. Arora some money, perhaps?
Only god knows what a_sad mullah owes to Gen. Arora. I just hope he spares us from his IDIOCITY.
Few months back Professional was teaching me 'Punjabi' which is supposed to be my Mother tounge. 'Bitiya main tenu Punjabi sekhata hu/I'll teach you Punjabi'. I hope he realizes how stupid he sounds/looks. May allaha gives him MATT (BUDHI).
GET WELL SOON A_SAD MULLAH