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Ok.. ok nahin dhoondta...if you stay... :D



Flirting 101 for Alpha1:

@Alpha1, now this is how you flirt with pretty ladies......always indirectly....... :P

Women:

* Love indirect approach between ages 16 - 21
* Semi direct 22 - 25
* Totally direct 26+

No no for women:

* Me me me me me...never talk about yourself... always make it about them.
* Most women absolutely despise emotional men.... read: I'll kill myself.. I'll do this bla bla bla...

Yes yes yes for women: (just following three are important)

* Make them laugh
* Censored (manhoos Aero teri wajah say)
* Never ever compliment them on their beauty NEVER EVER EVER... only after you have ***censored*** for two weeks.


If you behave yourself, I'll make you THE swiss knife of getting tail... only if you behave... :D



Mirzay said:
:astagh: :astagh:
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Hyperion said:
Ok.. ok nahin dhoondta...if you stay... :D



Flirting 101 for Alpha1:

@Alpha1, now this is how you flirt with pretty ladies......always indirectly....... :P

Women:

* Love indirect approach between ages 16 - 21
* Semi direct 22 - 25
* Totally direct 26+

No no for women:

* Me me me me me...never talk about yourself... always make it about them.
* Most women absolutely despise emotional men.... read: I'll kill myself.. I'll do this bla bla bla...

Yes yes yes for women: (just following three are important)

* Make them laugh
* Censored (manhoos Aero teri wajah say)
* Never ever compliment them on their beauty NEVER EVER EVER... only after you have ***censored*** for two weeks.


If you behave yourself, I'll make you THE swiss knife of getting tail... only if you behave... :D
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@Talon people are writting huge posts for me!
@Aeronaut u made me salute u a 100 times today!
 
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Talon said:
@Alpha1 yea...just behave...and you will get more gifts from uncle @Hyperion and uncle @RazPaK
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:smitten: btw what will be ur activities in the next week?
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I had to talk to you abt a lot of things! :cray: curse the english test!
 
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@Hyperion you really want to teach him how to get tail..how about get Armstrong to become a cheerful fellow while you're at it oh and could you please cure everyone suffering from tinnitus in the world too! :rofl:
 
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It's my duty as Emperor that every Naswaree gets laid before the age of 19, yes, even the crazy ones... I want love in the air of Naswaristan... :smitten:


@Armstrong is a lost cause...he is a disgrace to all kinds of manhood.... @Aeronaut has been trying for years.... he won't frakkin budge from his ***censored*** attitude towards women... :angry:

Dillinger said:
@Hyperion you really want to teach him how to get tail..how about get Armstrong to become a cheerful fellow while you're at it oh and could you please cure everyone suffering from tinnitus in the world too! :rofl:
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