Let me tell you, let bhabhi read too.
During my teens when i had this first crush on your bhabhi, i was contemplating a way to smuggle a love letter so that no one could find out. My solution was not to do it secretly but out in the open, because i thought i had less chances of being caught and bitchslapped.
During a wedding day.
1: I bought 3 block packets of dark cadbury chocolates.
2: Bought a surgical blade and super glue
3: Two packs were intact and i opened up the 3rd one with the blade, hid the letter inside and glued it up.
4: I, waited until she was surrounded by two more girls.
5: Handed two of those girls the intact blocks of chocolates [Respectfully] and "tossed" the 3rd one at the "target". [i, thought she will get mad and just chuck it in her handbag because i disrespectfully tossed it and won't return because she would shoot me to get that chocolate anyway] This is, what happened....it worked...
6: She didn't talk to me for 9 months, nor did i hear of getting caught...only because i calculated that she wont share her chocolate with anyone at any cost and would eat alone....
7: After 10 Months, she told me that i am a "badmash" & need to be "corrected".... Opening that i capitalized on and still paying and getting the dividends....Never regretted it, i will tell this to my son one day
Mubarak ho .. eik bar phirr buhut mubarak ho yara!
