Naswar Corner

[Kompromat]

Yataa waisee on a serious note I heard that, in Islam, its the fermentation of grapes or wheat that is haram & that mead, a product made from the fermentation of honey, is alright !

Is this so ?

Don't worry about Islam, just chill
@Hyperion You don't drink

 

[Armstrong]

INTOXICATION is haram!

Oh come on why is God such a kill-joy !

Okay another question that often comes to my mind - If suicide is haram & there be such a thing as passive suicide i.e killing yourself slowly & knowingly, can smoking cigarettes or even obesity be considered as such ?

 

[Hyperion]

Good night Pinko!

Good night people me off to bed!

 

[Armstrong]

Tum bhi Iranion ke tarah fatwa daina chahtay ho kah "If you remain in senses than it's halal a.k.a <20%"

Have they really done that ?

I think I'm gonna convert to Iranian Shiaism then ! Even that 'temporary marriage' thing sounds attractive !

 

[Hyperion]

No it's not. It's open for interpretation. Just like everything else in Quran, other than "shirk" and blood of innocent.

INTOXICATION is haram!

 

[Kompromat]

INTOXICATION is haram!

Everything fun is Haram

 

[Sugarcane]

Lovey Bhai aap ko Lovey Bhai yaa Loveicon bulanaa baraa lunmbaa partaa haiii kaheiinn touuu aap ko Bulbul keh liyaa karooon !

Number of characters in LoveIcon are equal to first word of my name only and there are 4 words in my name.

 

[Hyperion]

Get laid as much as you want. Just don't discuss it with anyone else and you are fine!

Have they really done that ?

I think I'm gonna convert to Iranian Shiaism then ! Even that 'temporary marriage' thing sounds attractive !

 

[Armstrong]

Couple dozen bottles (best guess). I'm not a drinker, however, on special occasions I don't say no to a glass or two.

I swear to God if Uncle ever found about what you were up to the past many years away from home he'd whip you up so bad that you won't know where your buttt was & where the intestines ended !

No it's not. It's open for interpretation. Just like everything else in Quran, other than "shirk" and blood of innocent.

Even the Sunnis have started their own called Misyar or some sh*t like that !

Sanctity of Marriage my arse !

Everything fun is Haram

Your chocolate stunt to woo Bhabi was haram too !

 

[Huda]

Oh come on why is God such a kill-joy !

Okay another question that often comes to my mind - If suicide is haram & there be such a thing as passive suicide i.e killing yourself slowly & knowingly, can smoking cigarettes or even obesity be considered as such ?

yup smoking is als0 haram in Islam sir

 

[Sugarcane]

Get laid as much as you want. Just don't discuss it with anyone else and you are fine!

OoPpss ...... I am in bad company

 

[Armstrong]

Number of characters in LoveIcon are equal to first word of my name only and there are 4 words in my name.

If you were a girl mein shaidd sir khapaaa leitaaa paaar mein yahaan GRE ka paper nahin deineiii bethaaa !

So tell me what your name is or else ?

 

[Hyperion]

Uncle after seeing the result of Islamization of his beloved Pakistan, is questioning his own belief system.

He thinks that I was right all along, from day one. When in the 80's as a kid I said. OH ****. WTF IS BHENGA ZIA DOING, THIS IS GONNA **** UP THE SOCIETY AND EVERYTHING RELATED TO IT.

I swear to God if Uncle ever found about what you were up to the past many years away from home he'd whip you up so bad that you won't know where your buttt was & where the intestines ended !



Even the Sunnis have started their own called Misyar or some sh*t like that !

Sanctity of Marriage my arse !



Your chocolate stunt to woo Bhabi was haram too !

 

[Armstrong]

OoPpss ...... I am in bad company

Koii gaaal nahin mundaa Pathan ehhh !
@Hyperion : Beat that !

 

[Hyperion]

Nope. For the first time in your life, you are in the right company!

OoPpss ...... I am in bad company