Pk_Thunder
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A man got failed in english paper...he did english translation like this.
1:Main aam admi nahi hoon...(i m not a mango man)
2:sarda aur garma fruit hain...(colda and hota r fruits)
3:mujhe bhi english aati hai..(english comes to me also)
4:2 aur 2 barabar 4...(give and give = to 4)
5:mera taluk haripur hazara se hai...(i m belong to green pur thousanda)!!!!
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What is business..?
Dad:i want u to marry a girl of my choice.
Son:NO
Dad:girl is Bill Gates' daughter.
Son:then ok!
Dad goes to bill gates,i want ur daughter to marry my son
Bill Gate:No!
Dad:My son is the CEO of world bank.
Bill GATes:then ok!
Dad goes to the president of the world bank,appoint my son as CEO of ur bank.
President:NO!
Dad:he is son in law of Bill Gate.
President:then ok!!
this is business..
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WHO IS GUILTY?wife dreaming at night suddenly shouts,,,"Quick my husband is back"..Man gets up,jumps out of the window and...realises
"Dammit i am the husband!!!!"
1:Main aam admi nahi hoon...(i m not a mango man)
2:sarda aur garma fruit hain...(colda and hota r fruits)
3:mujhe bhi english aati hai..(english comes to me also)
4:2 aur 2 barabar 4...(give and give = to 4)
5:mera taluk haripur hazara se hai...(i m belong to green pur thousanda)!!!!
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What is business..?
Dad:i want u to marry a girl of my choice.
Son:NO
Dad:girl is Bill Gates' daughter.
Son:then ok!
Dad goes to bill gates,i want ur daughter to marry my son
Bill Gate:No!
Dad:My son is the CEO of world bank.
Bill GATes:then ok!
Dad goes to the president of the world bank,appoint my son as CEO of ur bank.
President:NO!
Dad:he is son in law of Bill Gate.
President:then ok!!
this is business..
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WHO IS GUILTY?wife dreaming at night suddenly shouts,,,"Quick my husband is back"..Man gets up,jumps out of the window and...realises
"Dammit i am the husband!!!!"