Joke

[Lahori paa jee]

A patriotic khan sahib went to a shop on 13 august and asked the shopkeeper to show Pakistani flags in different sizes. When the shopkeeper showed him some flags Khan sahib said, 'Khocha kisi aur rang main dekhao"

 

[Lahori paa jee]

Breaking news: 400 Sardars died at the railway station and only one has survived"

When asked what happened at the station he said, "Announcement hoi key train plat form par aa rahi hai is liye sab sardar patri par utar gaye"

When asked how did he survive Sardar jee replied, "Main ney suicide jo karna tha, is liye main platform par hi raha"

 

[Lahori paa jee]

Eek Sardar sharab pee raha tha aur saath saath ro raha tha

Dukan waley ne poocha sardar jee ro keon rahey hoo

Sardar said, yar jiss larki ka nam main bhoolna chah raha hoon wo nam yaad nahi aa raha

 

[Owais]

terrorist have kidnaped actress MEERA
they demand ransom of Rs:50000000
otherwise they will burn her in kerosine oil !!!!!!!!!!!!








plz donate...........



































i have donated 25 liters oil

 

[Owais]

sardar said 2 another sardar
sardar1: yaar meri shadi ho gai hai
sardar2: oye kuri naal hoi hai??
sardar1: oye ki munday naal v hundi hai
sardar2: ahoo
meri behen di hoi c

 

[Owais]

Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugar box. Sees inside and closes it.
Wife observes the whole episode
Again he comes and does the same stuff.
Wife asks : Why are you doing this?
Sardar replies: Doc told mE to check sugar level regularly!!

 

[Owais]

*** HOW STUDENTS THINK ***



B@Gz: Dumbles 4 body building.







Libr@ry: A place where students are allowed to see books.










L@bor@tory: Grave yard of apparatus.









Ground: Aik anar so bemaar







Ex@min@ion: To check the talent of cheating.








Cl@ssroom: A cage








Books: Touch me not









W@tchm@n: A person who always sleeps








Holid@y: The shortest day of the year













po0r people:wall:

 

[Owais]

ek raat bijli chali gai..



sardar: oye atleast fan tu chalao




sardarni: kar di na sardaroun wali gal
.....
fan on karengay tou candle bujh jaye gi na:idiot:

 

[Neo]

ek raat bijli chali gai..

sardar: oye atleast fan tu chalao

sardarni: kar di na sardaroun wali gal
.....
fan on karengay tou candle bujh jaye gi na:idiot:

Loooool...I like this one.

 

[KashifAsrar]

1) who was the 1st Indian woman 2 fly abroad?
..........sita with ravan

2) wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
…….Aaila!!!!! kisi ne mera pocket maar liya

3) sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more.


4) n elephant falls in luv wid n Ant.but Ant's parents r against their marrige…guess y??
they gave a solid reason…**Ladke k daant bahar hain**

5) once sardarji saw a very soni kudi in the market & thought..
……kash k ye meri maa hondi to main v inna sona honda..

 

[Owais]

Man on his death Bed confesses to his wife: I had an affair with your sister, ur best friend and the Maid.
Wife: I know Darlng . now relax and let the poison works!

 

[Janbaz]

1) 4) n elephant falls in luv wid n Ant.but Ant's parents r against their marrigeâ€Â¦guess y??
they gave a solid reasonâ€Â¦**Ladke k daant bahar hain** [.QUOTE]
Awesome! joke!

 

[Owais]

1) 4) n elephant falls in luv wid n Ant.but Ant's parents r against their marrige…guess y??
they gave a solid reason…**Ladke k daant bahar hain** QUOTE]
Awesome! joke!

ha ha ha

 

[Owais]

At the end of the funeral service the pall bearers are carrying the casket out. When they accidentally bump into a wall jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive.

She lives for ten more years and then dies. A ceremony is again held at the same place and at the end of the ceremony the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket.

As they are walking the husband cries out, "watch out for the wall!"

 

[Owais]

Pupil: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?

Teacher: no, of course not.

Pupil: good, because i didn't do my homework.