Joke

[Spring Onion]

Who is Ahsan

hmmmmmmmm hez our cute little blue-eyed boy

hez Neo's favourit and his GF is my favourit


NEO isnt it like that ?

 

[EagleEyes]

Too bad GF jokes wont be working anymore.

 

[Spring Onion]

9 sardars went to cinema to watch a movi someone asked them
Why u had come in such a large group of 9.

they replied: beacuase the movi is for above 18

 

[Spring Onion]

Main ne Kaha Dil Ruba

Uss ne kaha balance bhejwa
Main ne kaha paise nahai
uss ne kaha kasae nahi
Main ne kaha Mehngai ha
Uss ne kaha ja aj se taoo mera Bhai ha

 

[chalakie]

Roses r red,
Violets r blue,
When God was giving away brainz...
WHERE WERE U?
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[Spring Onion]

Well i was with You

thats why He refused to give one brand New

 

[chalakie]

Well i was with You

thats why He refused to give one brand New

he he he
so u r wid me ...browsing thru PFF :pff: alongwith Neo and Asim bro

 

[Spring Onion]

Hmmmmmmm yeh with Neo but as far asim well they say

Dau(2) k Darmian teesra hamesha shaitan hota ha

(when two people are alone the devil creeps in )

 

[chalakie]

Hmmmmmmm yeh with Neo but as far asim well they say

Dau(2) k Darmian teesra hamesha shaitan hota ha

(when two people are alone the devil creeps in )

i totally agree wid u Jana!! :army:

 

[chalakie]

A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, "If
You take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill
You."


The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was
Astonished.


He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road.


Once again the voice shouted, "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more
Step a car will run over you, and you will die."


The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around
The corner, barely missing him.


The man asked. "Who are you?"


"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.


"Oh, yeah?" the man asked "And where the hell were you when I got
Married?"

 

[Lahori paa jee]

Consequences of American life

A woman came screaming to her husband, darling darling come quickly. Your kids and my kids are beating our kids

 

[Lahori paa jee]

A sardar at railway station was waiting for the arrival of next train so that he could commit suicide. He had some food and drinks. Another man asked him Sardar jee khud khushi karni hai to is khaney ki kiya zarorat.

Sardar jee said, Train key intizar main bhuka to nahi marna.

 

[Neo]

Man, thats an ole one but still funny.

 

[Spring Onion]

i totally agree wid u Jana!! :army:

hhhhhhhhhhhhha are callign Asim a devil

 

[chalakie]

hhhhhhhhhhhhha are callign Asim a devil

no no...Jana how can u say that??
he's just an angel who's got horns to support his halo he he he