But you'd still be stuck in Zimbabwe !
Waisee I hear that Bhabi is making plans of going back to India 'cause between your loud snoring and the conditions of Zimbabwe shes had it; its either nasal surgery for you or coming back to India !
I don't know which is worse :
Having nasal surgery and thereby loosing that ever so manly diamond studded nose ring you wear to flaunt your manliness (how does that exactly work....really ?)
Or its going back to India and leaving the lucrative job along with all 117 of the helpers you had at your current premises - a mansion given to you by Mugabe himself !
Such a conundrum !