My manager just hired 3 engineers whose salary combined is less than mine. Now the question is on me how am i better?
And i want to crush him....
And i want to crush him....
"Manuj bali nahi hot hain, Samay hot Balwaan "
Hum wahi Bihar banayenge , Bas Kuch dinon ki baat hai..
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Aisa kya kar diya usne..?
i remember a funny incident
I was waiting for auto near my office and was arguing with every auto wallah over the price... then this guy from client side shows up. he says let me help u. stops a auto asks kaa bhaiya bihar se ho.... kaha se? patna... are hama bhi wohi kaa hain. chaloge kaa.... kitna rupaya lenge. he says the same amount. kaa bhaiya humse utna hi lijeyega kya....? and the price goes down.....
Nothing its just i also have a thing for killing my managers and teachers
Yaa i know its just another of my fren was trying to hit on a girl ultra mod type in pub in delhi till i shouted from the other end to him "Aeeee BIHARI idhar aa....." end of love story....
Yaa i know its just another of my fren was trying to hit on a girl ultra mod type in pub in delhi till i shouted from the other end to him "Aeeee BIHARI idhar aa....." end of love story....
and then i continied hardcore in my local UP language "toye mana kari hai ki choriya taay na teraaa kar har tem.... toy baat samajh naaay aati hai na.... kaau dina bahut pitego" lol that girl literally ran away....
Ahem ahem..Another Racial comment..
Most funny question ever asked to me was by an uncle of my South indian roomie..
He asked me " Aap log kya karte hain- Jab station pe Goli Chalne lagti hai ".. I said - " Briefcase se bachate hain apne app ko "..
Ahem ahem..Another Racial comment..
Most funny question ever asked to me was by an uncle of my South indian roomie..
He asked me " Aap log kya karte hain- Jab station pe Goli Chalne lagti hai ".. I said - " Briefcase se bachate hain apne app ko "..
BTW even i have encountered some Bihar-phobic girls especially in South India.. Delhi is kinda cool now..
you should have said we fire back... dikhaoon kya? are nahi uncle dekh to lo...
Kaahe ka racist.... bihari ko bihari nahi to kya pujari bolenge....
I love being called UP ki dhurriiiii
My roomie was astonished ( and i think scared too ) to see my knowledge about fire arms.. Once i showed him a picture of typical Baarat and he was awestruck to see so many guns...
There was a Southie Senior , who used to tease me in my first year..Once i casually mentioned to my room mate that " Lalu " was a family friend..
Very next day that senior gave me a treat and practically begged me to forget everything
hahahah you can not distinguish a robbery from marrige from sound in rural UP and Bihar.... Lol guns blazing crazy....
i said that dialogue to a telugu fren of mine when they continued on making fun of me in telugu and all that group kept on laughing at me as if they had seen alien then i said " just for information main jaha se aayi hoon waha pehle bache maa nahi bolte maa behan bolte hain"
Later on lol with all my stories UP became like a land of fairy tales.
I remember my security training in wipro where they were teling about security protocols and then asked about see where do u see a flaw. i gave them 5 points for terrorist attack inside wipro. trainer asked And so divya you are a dangerous women.Trainer immediately asked about my native. as i told him about my hometown he said so u r also from a dangerous place too....
At the same time I dont think islamabad does not have as many flyovers as delhi. Man a new guy destined to get onto a wrong a fluover.....
Even seasoned dilliwallas can get lost in the AIIMS and Dhaulakuan flyovers
