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How to Identify different Citizens of India/ Pakistan

Two guys are fighting, and absolutely no one notices, welcome to New York City.

This is about Ind/Pak only but since you said about NY city let me add something too :lol:

If a thief tries to rob a women/man- a man responds and punch him so bad that the thief fells down and under his control. Police will come and arrest the person instead of thief (for punching the thief) and take the thief to the hospital for medical treatment - Welcome to London
 
Frankenstein..that's why keeping distance is advised lol..
 
Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house and says,
"don't fight in front of my place, go sum where else and keep fighting".
That's KERALA !
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And the best one is ....
Scenario 9
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer.
All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home as friends.
You are in GOA !!!
 
two guys are fighting, they then go to their homes bring klashnikov and come back and start shooting at one another, the fight doesnt end there, their families keep fighting for a century or so, welcome to NWFP.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: OMG i cant stop the tears lol nice one
 
Two guys are fighting, suddenly there are hundreads of TV channels covering them, articles are written in the paper about the Government inability to stop fights , the union calls a strike, the opposition demands the resignation of the PM and someone's house gets burned, welcome to India lol
 
Two guys (father/son) sit together drinking desi daaru and abusing (teri maa di/teri bhain di) each other all night and go to shop as friends next day. :lol:

That's poverty/drama of TIER III city in India. !!!

^ above is true story. :D
 
Two guys are fighting, suddenly there are hundreads of TV channels covering them, articles are written in the paper about the Government inability to stop fights , the union calls a strike, the opposition demands the resignation of the PM and someone's house gets burned, welcome to India lol

This what happens in Delhi and places around it....
Two guys are fighting. Third one comes and ask the to wait as TV channel's team will eb visiting soon. Two guys go back wear nice dress, call friends and relatives. They go back to spot and start fighting after media team say 3.. 2...1 ..... start
 
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

If you go to the Mosque and your Chappal (shoes) were stolen - Welcome to Gujrat, Pakistan and if you pick another pair (better) of Chappals/ shoes you are in Gujrat (India)

man, thats exactly the point, if stolen pick a better pair :rofl::rofl::rofl:

Welcome to Gujrat, Pakistan

colour combination seems like this PPP steals chappal in the mosques of gujrat lol
 
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