How to Identify different Citizens of India/ Pakistan

[Mirza Jatt]

Two guys are fighting and 20 people come along, start pumping both people. Both people call 50 friends each, abuses and some more abuses for hours. In the end they compromise.

That's urban Punjab.

Two guys are fighting, one blows the other person's head off.

That's rural Punjab.

well said...


Two guys fighting....people do not like this and a bandh (strike) is called the next day...and its supported by even the guys who were fighting..loss of millions for a small fight..lol...this is kolkata.

 

[toxic_pus]

2 guys are fighting. A third guy comes along and brings with him 50 more guys. They join the 1st guy and they all beat up the 2nd guy. Then they burn down 2 buses and call a bandh (strike) next day. You are in Kolkata.

EDIT: Damn, Indian Jatt beat me to it.

 

[sms]

well said...


Two guys fighting....people do not like this and a bandh (strike) is called the next day...and its supported by even the guys who were fighting..loss of millions for a small fight..lol...this is kolkata.

2 guys are fighting. A third guy comes along and brings with him 50 more guys. They join the 1st guy and they all beat up the 2nd guy. Then they burn down 2 buses and call a bandh (strike) next day. You are in Kolkata.

EDIT: Damn, Indian Jatt beat me to it.

I've another one for Kolkata....

Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth
and they start arguing about who's right.
You are in KOLKATA

 

[IndianArmy]

Two Guys fighting on an "India defense" thread , and an anonymous Guy Introduces Himself there, and If You see those 2 Banging the new Guy, then Yes, You are in the right domain PDF ... because Innovative Ideas Are brought to Life here

 

[yashchauhan]

Two guys are fighting and going to beat but asking"pehle aap"then your are in Lucknow

Two guys are fighting and a media reporter comes in shouting "Breaking News" then you are in India.

and if two guys are fighting and no one comes in and later on cops come and say"hey chicks wassup?" then you are in America.

 

[Choppers]

Don't Know about other cities but for Mumbai This is True.

Two guys get into an argument and it seems like both will tear apart each other in few seconds.
But they keep on arguing and eventually leave without even touching each other,that's AAMCHI MUMBAI

Watch this video

watch from 3:10

 

[Hyde]

If you go to the Mosque and your Chappal (shoes) were stolen - Welcome to Gujrat, Pakistan

 

[Mirza Jatt]

If you go to the Mosque and your Chappal (shoes) were stolen - Welcome to Gujrat, Pakistan

 

[Hyde]

If you see a lady is robbed on the street, and you see 20 peoples running after thief and then beating him like no other day - Welcome to Lahore, Pakistan

 

[Frankenstein]

Two guys are fighting, they call there Dads, there dads come with lots of manpower everyone with a AK47s or SMGs, and you will listen alot of firing and there will be a bloodbath, then offcourse you are in Waziristan or Peshawar

 

[riju78]

two guys fighting and next day its harthaal (bandh) its definitely kerala.. God's own country

 

[sms]

If you go to the Mosque and your Chappal (shoes) were stolen - Welcome to Gujrat, Pakistan

If you go to the Mosque and your Chappal (shoes) were stolen - Welcome to Gujrat, Pakistan and if you pick another pair (better) of Chappals/ shoes you are in Gujrat (India)

 

[Frankenstein]

If there is a kabbadi match, if one player does a foul then the player of the other team jumps on him and after a while whole team jumps on the other team, and sooner the supporters of one team attacks spporters of the other, you will listen alot of desi punches and kicks, after a while somebody fires an AK47 and you will see whole ground cleared, thats definatly Waziristan

 

[Luftwaffe]

and welcome to Peshawar lol.

 

[Kinetic]

*Two guys (India and Pakistan) are fighting and four people (USA, China, Russia and Europe) supplying weapons to both of them, welcome to subcontinent!!!

*Two guys are fighting and 20 people watching, enjoying and encouraging them welcome to Bengal!

*Two guys are fighting and 100 people started fighting themselves that turned into a riot welcome to North East India!