Funny "Indian Urdu"

[somebozo]

PS:
This was made by a Keralite.

 

[Galaxy]

90% Indians don't understand written URDU. So, what's the point ??

Hindi is National language along with 20's of Regional languages.

Edit- Official and not National.

 

[aakash_2410]

90% Indians don't understand written URDU. So, what's the point ??

Hindi is National language along with 20's of Regional languages.

We don't have a national language mate.


@thread starter: The only people who can READ or WRITE Urdu in India are religious Muslims. And this ad is in Saudi so it must be done by some Arab since Speaker of Arabic can read/write Urdu but can't understand it or vice versa.

 

[somebozo]

We don't have a national language mate.


@thread starter: The only people who can READ or WRITE Urdu in India are religious Muslims. And this ad is in Saudi so it must be done by some Arab since Speaker of Arabic can read/write Urdu but can't understand it or vice versa.

It was done by a Keralite!

 

[aakash_2410]

It was done by a Keralite!

That explains it because Keralites don't even speak Hindi let alone Urdu.

We're multi-lingual country you see

 

[Galaxy]

It was done by a Keralite!

90% Keralite speaks Malaylam. 5%-7% Tamil. 3%- 5% Hindi.

Urdu ?

So, you can understand.

 

[BelligerentPacifist]

koii bill ilzaam!

duniaa janglii khidmaat!!

Microsoft should hire this guy to write error messages...we'll have a laugh as Windows dies.

PS:
You Indians have no sense of humour, look how you've turned a topic of gaiety into a warzone.

 

[EastWest]

Urdu is spoken mainly in UP, parts of bihar and Hyderabad.
If u want to make fun of 'Indian Urdu', plz find something spoken wrong there.

 

[Burger Boy]

Do they speak Hindi well in Kerala?

I've met people people from Tamil Nadu and Andhra Pradesh who couldn't speak Hindi well enough for me to understand them....they said Hindi is not known well in the South....

 

[Burger Boy]

I never really learned to read and write in urdu, until I kind of taught myself by learning the letters that are different from Arabic.

Anyway....some of the mistakes I picked up here were....

how for "no bill charge"...."charge" is translated as Ilzaam as in allegation.

Oven is written as "woven"

Are there any other mistakes?

 

[Last Hope]

90% Indians don't understand written URDU. So, what's the point ??

Hindi is National language along with 20's of Regional languages.

Edit- Official and not National.

99% of Bharti muslims can read and write Urdu...

 

[EastWest]

99% of Bharti muslims can read and write Urdu...

Wrong again !!

Muslims from Bengal, Kerala, TN are not urdu spoken..
and that poster someone said it was done by Keralite.

 

[Zeluvaa]

Do they speak Hindi well in Kerala?

I've met people people from Tamil Nadu and Andhra Pradesh who couldn't speak Hindi well enough for me to understand them....they said Hindi is not known well in the South....

Yup its true. When I went there for vacation with my family, we had to converse in English or signs. Many people over there can speak English better than Hindi.

99% of Bharti muslims can read and write Urdu...

Erm no they can't. Many of the people that I know who were educated in English did not study Urdu. Many youngsters nowadays do not bother with anything apart from English. And Urdu is not a mandatory subject in English medium school, heck it is not even optional in most schools.

Whatever education one gains in Urdu primarily comes from either having studied in Urdu medium school (numbers declining as most of the people nowadays want their child to go to English medium school) or studying at home or madrasa.

 

[Water Car Engineer]

Yup its true. When I went there for vacation with my family, we had to converse in English or signs. Many people over there can speak English better than Hindi.

I went there like a couple of months ago. They barely speak English.....

 

[Galaxy]

99% of Bharti muslims can read and write Urdu...

No not true. Absolutely wrong. I even doubt 50%. Muslims of South India (Kerala,Tamil Nadu, A.P., Karnataka) East India (W. Bengal, Assam) don't speak Urdu. They Speak Bengali, Assamese, Telugu, Kannad, Malaylam, Tamil. Remaining 50%.....also not all..